A mother visited her son's apartment on thanksgiving. Her son was rooming with a beautiful girl, but claimed that there was no relationship whatsoever, but his mother doubted it.
She even confronted him and the girl about it. But all they did was laugh at her. So she left.
Next day the girl noticed an item of hers was missing, an item that mom was admiring the day before. The girl told the boy and the boy called his mother, "Mom", he said in annoyed voice, " why did you take it?"
"Take what?" she asked innocently
And he named the item.
"Oh that! Well just tell your little friend that if she had been sleeping in her own bed.. she would have found that it was never missing.
2007-03-12
12:46:48
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