Punch line or ending of diddy either one...per a request....
Everything went silent when the duck, the dog, and the aardvark walked in.
2007-03-12 12:49:40 · 3 answers · asked by ஐAldaஐ 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
For you, Alda....
The annual meeting for studly guys international was off to a roaring start. There was chest-thumping, arm wrestling competitions, and bragging about sexual conquests galore.
One by one, each man made one boast after another about how many women he had slept with. Each man's story seemed more outrageous and more exaggerated than the one before.
The only woman present for the event was the hired hostess, and she finally tired of all the brew-haha. With an enormous groan, she yelled at the top of her lungs:
"I'll bet you guys are all full of crap. Why, not one of you could honestly please a woman in the way she could ever want to be pleased!"
There were hoots and catcalls all across the room of men, each one laughing and poking fun of the lady's comment. The president of the chapter, Donald Dastardly stood up and boomed:
"Why, you silly little prude, any man in here has seen more action than you have in yours and your whole family's lifetime! We know how to please a woman! In fact, I will personal make love to, and thoroughly please any female that walks through that door!"
A noise came from behind....
2007-03-12 13:38:08 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
especially when they heard a fart
2007-03-12 19:55:25 · answer #2 · answered by joe citizen 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
2007-03-13 03:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋