Have you ever let one rip and...?

Question

...it's the exact same sound as a velociraptor from jurassic park? I swear I have does that make me talented?

Answer 1

If you can impersonate a child's scream too then you could reenact a whole scene from the film in the medium of audio. If you taped the performance you could synchronise it with the video to the scene and put it on YouTube.

Answer 2

Mmmm, shows promise, but to really get noticed you need to work up to a good burst of the 1812 overture, or the theme tune to Dangermouse.

I tend to go for volume, rather than tune and add some comedy wafting.

I take it you adopt one of the classic poses: the sumo squat, the cocked leg, the full bend over or the seated birthing position?

Answer 3

I usually try to do it at the same time as the velociraptor and if it's a bit whiffy point at the nearest person to me and blame them it usually works.

Answer 4

That's what all the comotion was. We're almost on the fault line here and it scared me, that was you! yeah I think that's pretty darn good-now when you can do the ABC's backwards then you're really on a roll.You kill me girl!

Answer 5

I once let one rip in the cinema.Accident.Then Tom Sellick who
was creeping around said.Did you hear something?.Amost every
one burst out laughing.I felt better.All round.

Answer 6

Yes, I have been trying to master the art of farting for many years, but I think I need more lessons. Will you teach me?

Answer 7

Yes, that makes you talented - as long as you do not follow through. Ewww.

Answer 8

you are truly gifted, can I watch next time? I mean just to be sure you don't actually have a live raptor living in there? Boy, how scary would that be?

Answer 9

I once did one in the bath that said Edward Woodward.

Answer 10

Now I'm really scared. Hiding behind the sofa.