An Australian is walking down a country road in New Zealand, when he happens to glance over the fence and see a farmer going at it with a sheep. The Aussie is quite taken aback by this, so he vaults over the fence and walks over to the farmer. Tapping him on the shoulder, he says, "You know, mate, back home we shear those."
The New Zealander looks round frantically. "Get lost mate!" he says, "I'm not shearing this with no-one!" :o)
2007-03-12 12:53:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL
9/10
Keep shearin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-12 19:33:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good one! Poor sheep! 9/10!
2007-03-12 20:33:28 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one take a star
2007-03-12 19:58:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what was he doing with the sheep that he couldn't shear that's NASTY but very FUNNY HA HA HA.......no i wouldn't shear
2007-03-12 20:00:37 · answer #4 · answered by `Avenging~ghetto~bird` 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good joke - SHEAR brilliance!
2007-03-12 20:57:07 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha it makes me wonder if my uggs were from a nyphomaniac sheep
2007-03-12 20:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by dancing dani<3 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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Quite funny.
2007-03-12 19:59:33 · answer #7 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one girl friend that was funny ha!!!
2007-03-12 20:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by Mishy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHAHA
that was totally funny..
a bit on the gross side... but it was funny .
i laughed.
2007-03-12 19:56:29 · answer #9 · answered by RIF 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-03-12 19:59:39 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋