One evening, a small and exceptionally homely man was just about to remove his und*rwear, when his daughter unexpectedly opened the door and entered the bath room.
"Mommy!" she cried, pointing to her father's extremely huge p*n*s. "What's that!"
"Well, sweetheart," explained the mother, "that's your Daddy's secret attraction. If it weren't for that, you wouldn't be here."
She signs, then continues, "Come to think of it, neither would I."
2007-03-09
10:35:58
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