Once there were two twins, Joe and John. Joe was the owner of a dilapidated old boat, which sank the same day that John's wife died. A few days later, a kindly old woman saw Joe and mistook him for John.
"I'm sorry to hear about your loss. You must just feel terrible."
"Hell, no! In fact, I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing right from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old dead fish. She was always losing her water, she had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally finished her off was when I rented her to these four guys looking for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good, but they wanted to use her anyhow. The fools tried to get in her all at once and she split right up the middle."
2007-03-09 10:33:25 · 17 answers · asked by Miss 21 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OH MY F****IN GOSH! THAT WAS HILARIOUS! I"M LAUGHING INSIDE ME ( i don't lol (laugh out loud))
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P.S did you notice i used parenthesies, which are these- () i used parentheises inside parenthesies!
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2007-03-09 12:54:27 · answer #1 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A lonely lady is strolling on the coastline, disappointed simply by fact her husband has purely left her for his plenty youthful secretary. She kicks a bottle, and a genie comes out. "For liberating me from the bottle i will supply you 3 desires, yet be responsive to this: each and every thing you like for, your husband gets double." the female is bowled over "That no good, mendacity, cheating, piece of crap?" The genie replies "i'm sorry, it is the coverage, in spite of you like for he gets double" the female thinks and says "i might like a million money." the place her husband is, 2 million seems at his feet. Then the female says "i might like the international's best diamond" Her husband starts searching for a jeweler. Then the female thinks very not undemanding and says "in spite of I choose for, he gets doubled?" "specific" "ok, then, scare me 0.5 to death"
2016-10-17 23:56:51 · answer #2 · answered by fanelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL halarious a star 4 you!
2007-03-09 10:37:48 · answer #3 · answered by ♫Lauryn♫ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! You should use it as an icebreaker at your next public speaking engagement.
2007-03-09 10:37:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG! that is soooo funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so sad for John...
but Joe cracks me up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thanx for the joke! LOL
*still laughing*
LOL
ROFL
Lmao.
2007-03-09 10:38:17 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! lol! Funny!
2007-03-09 10:36:16 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Disturbingly funny.....
2007-03-09 11:30:46 · answer #7 · answered by I_cook_its_wot_I_doo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loves it, yah it's funny.
2007-03-09 10:52:11 · answer #8 · answered by djkay 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny
2007-03-09 10:37:24 · answer #9 · answered by kylee 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is a sick joke, but it was funny.
2007-03-09 10:38:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋