Entertainment & Music - 9 March 2007

2007-03-09 23:45:42 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-09 23:45:21 · 49 answers · asked by ellharp 1 in Television

. He starts dialing numbers....like a telephone....on his hand, then talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.

The guy says, 'You don't understand. I'm very high-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.'

The bartender says 'Prove it.' The guy dials a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.

'That's incredible', says the bartender....'I would never have believed it!' 'Yeah', said the guy, 'I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?' The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room. There is the guy spread-eagle on the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper shoved up his ass. 'Oh my God!' cries the bartender. 'Did they rob you? Are you hurt?' The guy turns to him and says: 'No, I'm ok........I'm just waiting for a fax.

2007-03-09 23:45:17 · 16 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 23:44:37 · 9 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Mine would include Springsteen, Seger, Billy Joel, Buffett, to name a few.

2007-03-09 23:43:46 · 11 answers · asked by greatlakesdude 4 in Music

2007-03-09 23:43:34 · 2 answers · asked by andykpln 4 in Television

>I turn polar bears white
>and I will make you cry.
>I make guys have to pee
>and girls comb their hair.
>I make celebrities look stupid
>and normal people look like celebrities.
>I turn panca kes brown
>and make your champane bubble.
>If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
>If you look at me, you'll pop.
>Can you guess the riddle?
>

2007-03-09 23:43:18 · 19 answers · asked by bacondgp 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 23:43:13 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-09 23:42:08 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-09 23:40:57 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Mine are Thin Mints frozen and Carmel deLites!

2007-03-09 23:40:53 · 28 answers · asked by Vintage-Inspired 6 in Polls & Surveys

I like that show! It's kind of cool!!

2007-03-09 23:40:42 · 8 answers · asked by Evan Spear 1 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-09 23:39:56 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-09 23:39:04 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

on P & S when you answer questions in another category?

2007-03-09 23:38:59 · 29 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 23:38:52 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

im 13 and i sound like johnny cash :)

2007-03-09 23:38:22 · 15 answers · asked by Grant 1 in Polls & Surveys

at least, that is what Maggie from the bakery told me.

2007-03-09 23:37:42 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 23:37:35 · 8 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

who do u think is most ticklish jessica simpson jessica alba or jessica biel put in order who u think is1st 2nd 3rd in ticklish

2007-03-09 23:37:22 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

your favorite albums (and, gulp!-8-tracks..) that were in your car during the high school days in the 70's & 80's??

2007-03-09 23:36:44 · 5 answers · asked by greatlakesdude 4 in Music

A new young crew member joined the skipper on a transatlantic crossing. 24 hours later the skipper said to the lad "here take the wheel and keep her steady on the same course, I am going to sleep"
"What shall I do if the wind gets stronger?"
"Well, if it reaches force 4 just hang on and if it reaches force 6, wake me up"
"But skipper what shall I do if it gets stronger real quickly and is suddenly a hurricane?"
" don't worry about it son, I'll be awake by then!

2007-03-09 23:36:34 · 8 answers · asked by snapdragon747 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 23:36:29 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-09 23:35:16 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-09 23:35:04 · 7 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Birthday Present
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b**** tonight, Dave."

2007-03-09 23:35:01 · 15 answers · asked by Classy Lady 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I just don't understand why Kylie can seemingly do no wrong, yet every other celeb is fair game.
I couldn't believe Richard and Judy were asking whether Kylie or Jackie O were the stlye icons of the 20th century. I don't remember going to a hairdresser in the 80's or 90's and asking for a Kylie. As for being a style icon, please . It's ridiculous.

2007-03-09 23:34:40 · 16 answers · asked by bee bee 6 in Celebrities

2007-03-09 23:34:01 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

Or which have you been compared to? And which one (if any) would you say i look like? x

2007-03-09 23:33:43 · 48 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

What are some of your favorite Jimmy Buffett songs? I like the old stuff the best, but there are a few for me here and there of the newer stuff thats OK, too. What about you?

2007-03-09 23:33:14 · 10 answers · asked by greatlakesdude 4 in Music