Entertainment & Music - 9 March 2007

2007-03-09 23:00:57 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

We're going for a drive to Sherwood Forest.

2007-03-09 23:00:36 · 21 answers · asked by munki 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 23:00:28 · 18 answers · asked by the bee man 4 in Jokes & Riddles

We don't need no education,
We don't need no thought control,
No dark sarcasm in the classroom,
Teachers leave them kids alone."

2007-03-09 22:58:19 · 6 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

I think it will be Sugababes Vs Girls Aloud- Walk This Way.
I think Gwen Stefani deserves it or Nelly Furtado.

2007-03-09 22:57:37 · 5 answers · asked by calipornication 5 in Polls & Surveys

i think Melinda is one of the best contestant Idol has ever had.she's absolutely fab.

Melinda is the next american idol!

and second would be blake lewis

2007-03-09 22:57:22 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

William H Macy wears them in Wild Hogs

2007-03-09 22:56:41 · 1 answers · asked by Vintage-Inspired 6 in Polls & Surveys

my d.o.b.time is 8.19 a.m. in kerala state in India, about 30 kms. away from Thrissur. I want to know how prosperity, luck and mental peace to come to me and my total family, including my associates.

2007-03-09 22:56:40 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"

The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.

"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."

The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"

The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."

2007-03-09 22:56:12 · 10 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 22:56:09 · 8 answers · asked by vishwajith s 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-09 22:54:24 · 12 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

2007-03-09 22:53:54 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Phil Anselmo (lead vocals) Jimi Hendrix & Zakk Wylde on guitars, Cliff Burton on Bass , Joey Jordison from Slipknot on Drums.

2007-03-09 22:53:49 · 9 answers · asked by iamlgnd 4 in Music

2007-03-09 22:53:06 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

hiya all

2007-03-09 22:53:06 · 17 answers · asked by J A 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 22:52:55 · 4 answers · asked by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 in Music

While he's enjoying his drink, he notices a little old man with a peg-leg and a Noggin the size of a baseball. Curious, he ask the man, "How in the world did your noggin get to me so DAMN Tiny?"

The old man replies "I used to be a sailor, but one day, i was out sailing when my shipwrecked on a remote island. I lived there for about three years. One day a beuatiful mermaid came up on shore. she gave me three wishes. For the first wish, I asked her to be back in civilization, for the second i wished for 25 million dollars. For the third wish i told her that i wanted to have sex with a mermaid. She told me 'sorry, but mermaid dont have the right equipment to have sex. So i said "how about a little head then?"

2007-03-09 22:52:50 · 10 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 22:52:08 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

A regular foursome were on the number one tee box for their Sat morning round of golf.
Not to far away on the hgwy right next to the golf course here comes a funeral procession.
Upon seeing this ole Murphy takes his hat off and bows his head until the last car had passed.
One of the other golfers says, "Hey Murphy, I've never known you to be so respectful".
Murphy replied, "Well, I feel I owe that to her, we were married for 39 years".

2007-03-09 22:50:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

PLZ hel me in this,I'm passing my medical oral exam in 2 months and I still don't imagine myself answering the doctors questions.I feel that I will be stressed that I can even cry in front of the doc.the problem is that when I'm being asked all goes blank and I even can't think about my name lol
tell me what to do and ur experiences

2007-03-09 22:48:14 · 6 answers · asked by Pinka 3 in Polls & Surveys

I feel really stupid, but this joke has puzzled me for many years. On the Simpsons episode in which the family moves to Cypress Creek, Homer is too inept to notice that his new boss, Hank Scorpio (voiced by Albert Brooks) is a terrorist supervillian. At one point, Homer wanders into Hank's office with a cup of coffee asking if he has any sugar. Hank reaches into his pants pocket and pulls out a handful of sugar, and says, "Sorry it's not in packets."

Is this something esoteric, obscure, or perhaps a cocaine reference? Or is it possibly just random enough to be funny?

Hope I don't look like too much of a moron right now.

2007-03-09 22:47:52 · 9 answers · asked by Dan X 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 22:45:58 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 22:45:30 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-09 22:45:00 · 3 answers · asked by Jay H 1 in Music

...what you're aware of and what your imagination knows is possible? Can you really be sure of anything you percieve at first thought?

2007-03-09 22:44:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I thought I'd see who we like out of the other characters, as we CLEARLY can't decide who's hotter out of Mac, Horatio and Grissom. ( Mac)

Anyway you can either choose your favourite out of the lot, or one from each show, it's up to you.

http://uk.blog.360.yahoo.com/blog-WRbovEg6frQB9P3QWkmCKTTO?p=703&n=28550

2007-03-09 22:44:07 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

goes up to the customer services desk, flops his circumcised p*nis on the counter and says.....

"I bet you can't roll that back!!!"

2007-03-09 22:41:22 · 26 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 22:41:08 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i need a staus mssge for love....anything to do with loveeee

2007-03-09 22:40:22 · 4 answers · asked by Michelle 2 in Other - Entertainment

** holding up orange best contributor oscar...I would just like to thank the academy for this most deserved recognition..(wipe tears)..*sniffle...it has been a very long hard road but i finally made it!...(wait for applause to die down)...i would like to thank my agent, my family who stuck by me the entire time, the Yahoo Academy for their wonderful support, and most of all to you, the question askers for without you, none of this would be possible....* bow graciously and thrust both arms into the air

2007-03-09 22:39:40 · 16 answers · asked by ~Cindy~ 5 in Polls & Surveys