Entertainment & Music - 9 March 2007

which state in the US would be best to live in if coming from outback Australia to live and work for a while?

2007-03-09 23:33:11 · 13 answers · asked by skye 4 in Polls & Surveys

Birthday Present
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.

They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.

His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"

"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."

A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"

Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.

Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b**** tonight, Dave."

2007-03-09 23:33:11 · 14 answers · asked by Classy Lady 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 23:32:54 · 13 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 23:32:45 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Music

james: ei! i am worrying about my brother!!! please help me...

carla: why? what happened to your brother?

james: because last time..he is talking to himself! and he is doing it everytime!!! but now he is not anymore talking to himself!!

carla: oh? it seems there is no problem anymore!! and why did he strop talking to himself?

james: he told me that they were mad with each other!!! hehehhe

2007-03-09 23:31:20 · 12 answers · asked by antoinekingx 1 in Jokes & Riddles

http://celebrity.aol.com/people/ataol/articles/0,,20014607,00.html

2007-03-09 23:28:53 · 12 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

front of an audience?

2007-03-09 23:28:45 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

just to ruffle their feathers?

2007-03-09 23:28:25 · 22 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

whats the difference between light and hard????









men can sleep with a light on!!!!!

2007-03-09 23:27:00 · 16 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Jokes & Riddles

do you feel lucky?

2007-03-09 23:26:59 · 3 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

I've chatting to the Queen, matt stevens ( home and away), Lorraine Kelly

2007-03-09 23:25:59 · 34 answers · asked by kel 2 in Celebrities

Sorry guys, I'm really out of this loop. Where did she end up getting buried...have they decided about the baby yet?

2007-03-09 23:25:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

drinking partner, "and I'll never marry again.
My first 2 wives died of eating poison mushrooms and my 3rd wife died of a fractured skull."
"That's a shame." said his friend , "How did it happen?"
"She wouldn't eat the mushrooms!"

2007-03-09 23:25:09 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 23:24:53 · 6 answers · asked by sarana s 1 in Celebrities

Sometimes we neglect ourselves for the sake of other people.But, is it fair enough to be eccentric sometimes to give way for our own needs and wants?

2007-03-09 23:24:18 · 14 answers · asked by maconsolviaa 5 in Polls & Surveys

what would the best artists combined be to make the ultimate rock band?
Also, what would be a good name for them?

2007-03-09 23:24:06 · 8 answers · asked by Mitch 3 in Music

2007-03-09 23:23:30 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 23:22:35 · 7 answers · asked by Elisa 3 in Music

2007-03-09 23:22:28 · 16 answers · asked by ramana b 1 in Music

that bore the line, "she had a rose tattoo"...

2007-03-09 23:22:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-09 23:21:05 · 22 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 23:20:30 · 19 answers · asked by --Lost in this world-- 3 in Polls & Surveys

yo whos up there unfortunatelly iwont get to watch the118th episode until tommarow and im curious is it true thet orihime will join aizen and that yoruichi is pregnant?? is Urahara the father ??? haha "KISUKE Jr." well yeah that sucks and Rukia's shikai is so cool its like hitsugaya's only his is stronger gogo shiro-chan (as hinamori would say) and ewwwwwwww inoue and matsumoto started to hug each other and matsumoto was NAKED i wonder what hitsugaya would say if he saw that . and why dont ichigo mak friends with his hollow side so that he wont get all eaten up and all I like hyorinmaru/daigurenhyorinmaru more than zangetsu/tensazangetsu an they have a sort of similar ability getsuga tensho releases reiatsu from its tip the same way hyorinmaru does but it turns into ice and hitsugaya gets to steer it around.and theres most probably more reiatsu coming out of hyorinmaru than zangetsu like ichigo has only 1 blast and hyorinmaru could freeze a whole distirct so hitsugaya has the advantage

2007-03-09 23:19:46 · 5 answers · asked by Hello^_^ 1 in Comics & Animation

I can't find you anywhere!!!

2007-03-09 23:19:42 · 15 answers · asked by --Lost in this world-- 3 in Polls & Surveys

tom cruise, salman khan

2007-03-09 23:19:37 · 12 answers · asked by harris_anique2000 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-09 23:18:53 · 2 answers · asked by Olakunle A 1 in Movies

film actor mr. sharukh khan"s e-mail address.

2007-03-09 23:18:01 · 10 answers · asked by arindom_ry 1 in Celebrities

inside an airplane...

while eating....

stewardess: excuse me sir! are u DONE?

joe: (thinking that the word DONE is DAN) no..my name is joe..

stweradess: oh sir....i mean are u FINNISH?

joe:(thinking that finnish means finnis people from finland)..no! i am an american..

stewardess: sir! ARE U THROUGH?

joe: hey! what do u think of me FALSE?!


hahah..i am so corny...hehhe...is this funny?

2007-03-09 23:17:51 · 11 answers · asked by antoinekingx 1 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 23:17:30 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?

stephen hawkin after a house fire.

2007-03-09 23:17:17 · 23 answers · asked by Uncle Elroy 4 in Jokes & Riddles