Entertainment & Music - 9 March 2007

A Graduate Nurse throws up when the patient does.
An experienced nurse calls housekeeping when a patient throws up

A Graduate Nurse wears so many pins on their name badge you can't read
it.
An experienced nurse doesn't wear a name badge for liability reasons

A Graduate Nurse charts too much.
An experienced nurse doesn't chart enough.

A Graduate Nurse loves to run to codes.
An experienced nurse makes graduate nurses run to codes.

A Graduate Nurse wants everyone to know they are a nurse.
An experienced nurse doesn't want anyone to know they are a nurse.

A Graduate Nurse keeps detailed notes on a pad.
An experienced nurse writes on the back of their hand, paper scraps, napkins, etc.

A Graduate Nurse will spend all day trying to reorient a patient.
An experienced nurse will chart the patient is disoriented and restrain them.

A Graduate Nurse can hear a beeping I-med at 50 yards.
An experienced nurse can't hear any alarms at any distance.

2007-03-09 21:17:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

It's a womens voice.

2007-03-09 21:17:11 · 1 answers · asked by Curious George 4 in Music

2007-03-09 21:16:11 · 19 answers · asked by freedom_giver 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 21:15:11 · 23 answers · asked by lynn 5 in Polls & Surveys

Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.

Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down)







First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?










Answer: If you answered that you are first, and then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.









Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?













Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, and then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?









You're not very good at this! Are you?


Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?

Scroll down for answer.






Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.

Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?












Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?








Answer: Nunu?

NO! Of course not.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again



Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?






He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.

2007-03-09 21:14:59 · 29 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Opposite(S) please.

2007-03-09 21:14:22 · 12 answers · asked by SidBridge 6 in Polls & Surveys

meow

2007-03-09 21:14:11 · 10 answers · asked by Jack C 1 in Music

Why did the starfish blush?........ Coz the seaweed.
HAHAHAHA

2007-03-09 21:13:08 · 12 answers · asked by rach1987rs 3 in Jokes & Riddles

do you think that betty and daniel mead should go out?? i mean in the programme!!
xx

2007-03-09 21:11:54 · 11 answers · asked by lalala 4 in Television

2007-03-09 21:11:24 · 29 answers · asked by SidBridge 6 in Polls & Surveys

Any other good novel?

2007-03-09 21:11:18 · 4 answers · asked by $$ ςþ!ᴆξℜ♏∂ñ $$ ™ 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 21:09:53 · 27 answers · asked by emhass 2 in Music

2007-03-09 21:08:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for letting others take decisions for you?

2007-03-09 21:08:14 · 16 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

I'm a self-taught guitarist who has been playing mainly metal, classic rock, and a little grunge. But recently I've taken a liking to acoustics, and would like to know if there are any websites out there that have maybe an acoustic chord dictionary or some quick tips/lessons.

2007-03-09 21:08:09 · 5 answers · asked by guitaristbmh 1 in Music

If you have seen the movie already..what is your opinion of it? I just saw it and I really enjoyed it, the visual effects were amazing...Do you think it depicts the Persians negatively...? I am not Persian but after reading the reviews on Yahoo! I see a lot of individuals are offended...

2007-03-09 21:08:07 · 6 answers · asked by ms ambitious 4 in Movies

2007-03-09 21:08:05 · 31 answers · asked by SidBridge 6 in Polls & Surveys

help!

2007-03-09 21:07:50 · 2 answers · asked by Chris 2 in Music

i think he will end up moving in with her, then get back with lisa then all the dingles will move into the big house inviting familly from all over the place to live there. good story line? what do you think?

2007-03-09 21:07:37 · 10 answers · asked by Lithium Lady 2 in Television

I thought you died years ago!

2007-03-09 21:07:18 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Customer:Can I try those jeans on in the window?
Shop assistant:I'm afraid you'll have to try them on in the dressing room like everyone else!

Q.What do you give an aunt with a sore throat?
A. Aunti-septic!


Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butterfly!!!

where do you find 50cent coins and sqwished choclate?
in your couch

Why is it not fair to race in the jungle?
beacause there so many cheetas

John:Is yor fridge running?
Kate:Yes, why?
John:Because I just saw it run past my window!!!
Hahahahaha

which criminal is the strongest?
it's a shoplifter.

Q. Why did the girl put make-up on her forhead????
A. Because she wanted to MAKE-UP her mind!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

when was the tooth farys apointnment at the dentist?
tooth herty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2007-03-09 21:07:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 21:05:36 · 3 answers · asked by will 1 in Movies

and a neighbour tells you that the previous owner/occupier committed suicide by hanging themselves in your living room.
How would you react? Morbid i know but this happened to me !

2007-03-09 21:05:21 · 28 answers · asked by ♥Honesty ♥.•´ `*.¸ ♥ 7 in Polls & Surveys

A magician runs into a hospital and asks at the reception where his assistant is?

The woman at the reception answers 'She's in wards A1 and A2'

2007-03-09 21:05:03 · 30 answers · asked by jon h 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 21:02:53 · 10 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 21:02:09 · 13 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

If neither are in a relationship?

2007-03-09 21:02:01 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

would u like to talk to a ghost or make friendship with it ???IS IT REALLY EASY TO DO SO ??

2007-03-09 21:02:01 · 28 answers · asked by Dr Surabhi :) 3 in Polls & Surveys

Marylou

This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge black frying pan.
**Boing!!**
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pant’s pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey. Don’t you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife seemed satisfied and headed on to do some work around the house, feeling a bit sheepish. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
**Boing!!**
Man: "What’s that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse phoned."

2007-03-09 21:01:59 · 13 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Jokes & Riddles

does it frighten people?

2007-03-09 21:00:20 · 15 answers · asked by Kelrec 4 in Polls & Surveys