Below are four (4) questions and a bonus question. You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately. OK?
Let's find out just how clever you really are.
Ready? GO!!! (Scroll down)
First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
Answer: If you answered that you are first, and then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person and you take his place, you are second! Try not to screw up in the next question.
To answer the second question, don't take as much time as you took for the first question.
Second Question:
If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, and then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?
You're not very good at this! Are you?
Third Question:
Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.
Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now add 30. Add another 1000. Now add 20. Now add another 1000 Now add 10. What is the total?
Scroll down for answer.
Did you get 5000?
The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is definitely not your day. Maybe you will get the last question right?
Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?
Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not.
Her name is Mary. Read the question again
Okay, now the bonus round:
There is a mute person who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.
Now if there is a blind man who wishes to buy a pair of sunglasses, how should he express himself?
He just has to open his mouth and ask, so simple.
2007-03-09 21:14:59 · 29 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Shut up you nutter x !!
2007-03-10 05:04:30 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY!!!!!!!! Here's for you:
Where is the best place to have the sickroom at school ?
Next to the canteen !
What do French pupils say after finishing their school dinners ?
Mercy !
Why was school soup rich ?
Because it had 24 carrots in it !
How many bones have you got in your body ?
Two thousand. I had fish for dinner at school !
Why does the school cook dip the sponge fingers in paraffin?
In an attempt to make them light !
What's the difference between school tapioca and frogspawn?
Not a lot!
Mum: From now on your going to have free school dinners.
Son: But, Mum, I don't want three school dinners, one is more than enough !
Pupil: There is a dead fly in my dinner
Cook: Oh dear, I wonder if it died after tasting it !
How did the dinner lady get an electric shock ?
She stepped on a bun and a current went up her leg !
Teacher: Why are you the only one in class today ?
Pupil: Because I missed school dinner yesterday !
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your salad ?
Finding half a caterpillar !
Pupil: This egg is bad
Cook: Don't blame me I only laid the table !
Dinner Lady: Eat up your greens, they are good for your skin.
Pupil: But I don't want green skin !
Pupil: I thought we got a choice for dinner but there is only sausages and fries.
Dinner Lady: That's the choice, take it or leave it !
Dinner Lady: It's very rude to reach over the table for cakes, haven't you got a tongue in your head ?
Pupil: Yes, but my arms are longer !
2007-03-09 22:59:02 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the runners on a Typical Oval running track then any number of runners can; and often do; pass the last runner!! - Think about the situations you try to create next time!!!
2007-03-09 22:39:44 · answer #3 · answered by Rod Mac 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I got 2 out of 5. The worst thing is i done this quiz last week when i got it in an email. My brain is not so good today. lol
2007-03-10 04:26:26 · answer #4 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was actually quite difficult - after lots of thinking i got them all apart from the sums one which i still couldn't get my head around until i used a calculator. lol.
2007-03-09 22:43:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♪ Jackielynn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
okly dokly but on Q2 you can overtake a person in last place bar that good one
2007-03-09 21:21:52 · answer #6 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I only got the last one wrong (because i couldn't be bothered to think) and I gave you a star!
2007-03-09 21:19:52 · answer #7 · answered by doingitallforwrenches 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok I got the last two wrong, but the first two right! Those are good
2007-03-09 22:35:20 · answer #8 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was really a nice test.I liked it alot and (believe it or not )I got all the answers correct.
2007-03-09 21:34:08 · answer #9 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i got 2/5 plus the bonus question...thats kinda bad....oh well
2007-03-10 04:08:56 · answer #10 · answered by tower.over.me 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. i'm the second person
2. the second to the last person
3. 4100
4. mary
5. he asks
2007-03-09 21:33:02 · answer #11 · answered by carlee^_^19 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋