2007-03-09 21:02:53 · 10 answers · asked by Wildamberhoney 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
I love the Cat's ''Me'' speech. His coversation with the Inquisitor had me in stiches too.
CAT: Hi, buddy!
INQUISITOR: This is your judgment day, bud. I gotta be cruel! There can
be no favors.
CAT: I'm hearing you on FM!
INQUISITOR: I have to ask you the question: justify your existence --
what contribution have you made?
CAT: I have given pleasure to the world because I have such a beautiful
***!
INQUISITOR: Well, that's true.
CAT: Can I go now?
INQUISITOR: That's your case?!
CAT: You need more?
INQUISITOR: Some might say that's a pretty shallow argument.
CAT: Some might say I'm a pretty shallow guy. But a shallow guy with a
great ***!
INQUISITOR: Sometimes you astonish even me!
CAT: Thank you!
2007-03-10 00:49:06 · update #1
Lister: Drop dead!
Rimmer: Already have.
Lister: Encore!
:o)
2007-03-09 21:16:22 · answer #1 · answered by Tish P 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Dancingmaverick - do you mean Dwayne Dibley?? i admire the single the place Kryton for some reason shows himself in a position to insult Rimmer and says 'Sir, you are the main obnoxious little smeghead i've got ever had the misfortune to bump into' certainly absolutely everyone want any toast....
2016-10-01 21:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lister: The red, green and blue alert signs are all flashing. What the smeg does that mean?
Kryten: Well either we're under attack sir, or we're having a disco.
LOVE Red Dwarf
2007-03-09 21:17:46 · answer #3 · answered by SeaDragon 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
You smeghead Rimmer.
It is so funny when lister is trying to teach Kryton how to call Rimmer a Smeghead.
2007-03-10 00:10:57 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Kryten to Lister, "why do always look after you blow your nose what are you expecting to find in there the face of the Madonna, Aztec Gold"?
2007-03-09 21:58:26 · answer #5 · answered by Captain Shamrock 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Smoke me a kipper-i'll be back for breakfast.
My daughter loved that line from being little-she's 16 now and still quotes it whenever she sees kippers!
2007-03-09 23:02:39 · answer #6 · answered by munki 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
every bodys dead dave, dave everybodys dead pmsl
this was from the first episode ever and paved the way for a glorious future of one of the greatest comedys of all time, red dwarf
2007-03-09 21:07:55 · answer #7 · answered by johnis101 2 · 2⤊ 2⤋
kryton trying to call cptn rimmer a smeg head .sir you are a smee hee
2007-03-09 22:57:02 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
This man is not guilty of manslaughter, he is only guilty of being Arnold J. Rimmer. That is his crime... it is also his punishment.
Rimmer is my hero.
2007-03-09 21:24:20 · answer #9 · answered by adam m 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Eat my purple M&M you fiend
2007-03-09 21:05:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋