Marylou
This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and whacks him on the back of his head with a huge black frying pan.
**Boing!!**
Man: "What was that for?"
Wife: "What was that piece of paper in your pant’s pocket with the name Marylou written on it?"
Man: "Oh honey. Don’t you remember two weeks ago when I went to the horse races? Marylou was the name of one of the horses I bet on."
The wife seemed satisfied and headed on to do some work around the house, feeling a bit sheepish. Three days later he is once again sitting in his chair reading and she repeats the frying pan swatting.
**Boing!!**
Man: "What’s that for this time?"
Wife: "Your horse phoned."
2007-03-09 21:01:59 · 13 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Kizzy, I loved this one!
10/10 + a * 4 U
Tink x
2007-03-10 04:13:03 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 ha's
2007-03-10 05:05:26 · answer #2 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 excellent
2007-03-10 14:21:44 · answer #3 · answered by HELEND 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 Keep them coming
2007-03-10 12:21:22 · answer #4 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was a good joke.Thanx 4 d hearty laugh.
2007-03-10 05:39:11 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I laughed myself horse.âºâ»
2007-03-10 12:24:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 09:34:12 · answer #7 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic!!! he he he, thats going to keep me smiling for the rest of the day!!! More if you have please.... my works very boring, and your keeping me going!! lol
~STAR~
2007-03-10 05:12:57 · answer #8 · answered by Lucky Cat 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny
2007-03-10 05:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Kick butt humour man !!
2007-03-10 05:22:51 · answer #10 · answered by Doodle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋