A magician runs into a hospital and asks at the reception where his assistant is?
The woman at the reception answers 'She's in wards A1 and A2'
2007-03-09 21:05:03 · 30 answers · asked by jon h 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
jeez.... sawed her in half did he !!
2007-03-09 21:09:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good thing the magician sawed his assistant in half only -- otherwise she'd be occupying the whole floor!!
2007-03-17 20:06:24 · answer #2 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ooo, i get it now, i didn't realize the magician part at first, funny, and lmao means laughing my a** off
2007-03-17 06:11:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, thats really a cutting edge joke, and sharp too, but i SAW it coming
2007-03-17 04:05:23 · answer #4 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Half 'N' Half
Magicians cut their assistants in half!
Hahaha!
YAY!
2007-03-17 20:29:34 · answer #5 · answered by ♠Jenny♠ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they better hurry up putting her back together then shes probably losing a lot of blood!lol
2007-03-17 12:00:10 · answer #6 · answered by MARIE S 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, half in one ward the other in another
2007-03-15 03:03:19 · answer #7 · answered by pup_in_pink 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha coool
2007-03-17 20:02:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
eiwan koh
2007-03-17 09:28:08 · answer #9 · answered by President Of D' Clan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
siamese separation
2007-03-17 14:24:15 · answer #10 · answered by Mary 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THE SAWING IN HALF TRICK NEVER WORKED THEN
2007-03-14 05:14:31 · answer #11 · answered by colin050659 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋