Customer:Can I try those jeans on in the window?
Shop assistant:I'm afraid you'll have to try them on in the dressing room like everyone else!
Q.What do you give an aunt with a sore throat?
A. Aunti-septic!
Why did the boy throw the butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butterfly!!!
where do you find 50cent coins and sqwished choclate?
in your couch
Why is it not fair to race in the jungle?
beacause there so many cheetas
John:Is yor fridge running?
Kate:Yes, why?
John:Because I just saw it run past my window!!!
Hahahahaha
which criminal is the strongest?
it's a shoplifter.
Q. Why did the girl put make-up on her forhead????
A. Because she wanted to MAKE-UP her mind!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
when was the tooth farys apointnment at the dentist?
tooth herty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-09 21:07:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Q.What did the trafficlight say to the car???
A.Close your eyes im changing!!!
submitted: 255 days ago
from Vanessa (Age 11), Australia
what did the giant say whenit finished eating rarotonga?
samoa please!(somemore please)
submitted: 264 days ago
from anne (Age 11), nz
q whats the hottest flower
a sun floweer
submitted: 273 days ago
from GEORGIA (Age 7), new zeland
what did one tooth say to the other?
quick dress up the dentist is taking us out tonight
submitted: 280 days ago
from alex the wonder (Age 12), Australia
What kind of hair do oceans have?
Wavey
WHY DID THE BRIM CROSS THE ROAD?
BECAUSE HE WANTED TO BE A FLATHEAD!!!!
How many teeth did the toothfairy
pickup lastnight?Toothousand!
there was a one armed man he crossed the road to get to the second hand shop.
2007-03-09 21:08:58 · update #1
Aaaahhh, very cute - my 7 and 4 year old loved them. Thanks for the laugh!
2007-03-09 21:13:34 · answer #1 · answered by HappyShopper 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey that's a nice one!!! Btw, here's one for you. It's quite long, but always cracks me up!!!
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Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!!
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the sticky tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
**3 is my favourite!!!**
How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mum just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts.
What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.
Why did God give you Your mother & not some other mum?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mums like me.
What kind of little girl was your mum?
1. My mum has always been my mum and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
What did mum need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?
Why did your mum marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mum eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mum didn't have her thinking cap on.
Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mum. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between mums & dads?
1. Mums work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.
2. Mums know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller & stronger, but mums have all the real power 'cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friend's.
4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mum perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.
2007-03-09 23:47:43 · answer #2 · answered by anjali k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those just are really nice its kinda cute.....
It is still nice even though I've heard it a lot of times before...
hehehehe.....
2007-03-09 23:32:52 · answer #3 · answered by twowizdom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good, I like the one about the butterfly
2007-03-09 22:37:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 01:18:54 · answer #5 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
some are very good
2007-03-09 21:36:19 · answer #6 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute
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Tink xxx
2007-03-10 03:09:47 · answer #7 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they are ok jokes....great if someone has been drinking
2007-03-09 21:34:24 · answer #8 · answered by babygirl_of_texas 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
aww.....they are so cute....
2007-03-10 01:29:43 · answer #9 · answered by taxi 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
errr............not exactly funny mate
2007-03-09 21:13:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋