Entertainment & Music - 9 March 2007

2007-03-09 22:38:54 · 9 answers · asked by pickled4 1 in Music

He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions.

"Sure," GOD says, "Go right ahead".

"OK," the man says. "Why did you make women so pretty?"

GOD says, "So you would like them."

"OK," the guy says. "But how come you made them so beautiful?"

"So you would LOVE them", GOD replies.

The man ponders a moment and then asks, "But why did you make them such airheads?"

GOD says, "So they would love you!"

2007-03-09 22:37:34 · 9 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

any suggestion on which numbers to start with (from the experienced collectrs)?

2007-03-09 22:36:33 · 4 answers · asked by urmomslover 1 in Comics & Animation

should i tell the guest that the food, which is way overpriced sucks or let them find out for them selves?

2007-03-09 22:36:26 · 11 answers · asked by Neev 7 in Polls & Surveys

is on the Washington DC Madam's list? Just curious.

2007-03-09 22:32:32 · 14 answers · asked by ? 7 in Polls & Surveys

Was just wondering what Adrian Edmondson from The Young Ones is doing now? The last show he was in was british drama Holby City.

2007-03-09 22:31:04 · 1 answers · asked by vyvyan basterd's chick 2 in Celebrities

Well i am 18 and got spectacles when i was 16..and the number is still same ie -1.5..i dont like to wear glasses and wanna remove can i go for lasik..i tried lens but its hard for me wear them...does lasik hurt..or can cause blindness in older ages!! please answer...

2007-03-09 22:28:22 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.

The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."

The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"

2007-03-09 22:26:22 · 11 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 22:26:18 · 13 answers · asked by achronicfan 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-09 22:24:24 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 22:23:40 · 47 answers · asked by Praxis 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 22:23:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2007-03-09 22:22:17 · 16 answers · asked by EvelynMine 7 in Polls & Surveys

I don't mean 2 b bad or anything, but i think the name "Kimball" is kinda... weird, and not nice "Cheyenne" isn't any better. And her voice is really squeaky, plus i don't think she's a good kid 2 her parents. Thats wat ive heard anyway. So do you like her guys?

2007-03-09 22:22:15 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

Todays Headlines

Peodophile shot dead at Tescos in shopping precinct in Glasow...................................................................................

"Every little Helps!!!!"

2007-03-09 22:22:14 · 20 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 22:20:56 · 11 answers · asked by bhanu prakash s 1 in Movies

2007-03-09 22:18:42 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Even SRK's confused!!!!!

2007-03-09 22:18:42 · 20 answers · asked by kchl_dk007 3 in Polls & Surveys

It lasted 81 minutes and featured true stories submitted by subway users and filmed by 10 different directors using well-known actors as the characters..What my question is...What was your favourite story and why?..Mine is..the Gregory Hines scene...and the ending.You gotta Love this..

2007-03-09 22:17:22 · 2 answers · asked by kit walker 6 in Movies

what the hell is it

2007-03-09 22:16:59 · 12 answers · asked by conan 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 22:16:29 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 22:16:26 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-09 22:16:03 · 4 answers · asked by † Iríšh † 7 in Polls & Surveys

It got all these girls playing trumpets in green uniforms it got a really good beat anyone know?

2007-03-09 22:15:47 · 4 answers · asked by youngboff 2 in Music

2007-03-09 22:15:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

* Why would a son, take so many drugs, that he would over-dose 3 days after his mother GAVE BIRTH to his baby sisiter? ...... he wouldn't
When most children are around their parents, they tend not to act up as much, as when they were not. When Daniel died in the Bahama's they found multiple drugs in his system, including methadone. Methadone is a drug that is given to Heroin Addicts, to gradually get off Heroin. Supposedly, Anna Nicole Smith was getting "Methadone" from a doctor in California when she was 8 1/2 months pregnant. She was seen making out with him, while Snake Howard K. Stern, watched. It makes you wounder... was the percription in the "allias" name really given to Howard? Was the methedone found in Anna's house planted by Howard and his accomplices? Why was her house ram-sacked days after her death? Why did her bodyguard "Big Mo" just "remember" that Howard K. Stern came down the elevator, & changed his course of action?... A true friend would have said that

2007-03-09 22:14:46 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

I watch the Anime and really really want to watch the live action movie -- But is it more advanced than the Anime currently?

I don't want any spoilers xD

2007-03-09 22:14:30 · 4 answers · asked by Amaloli 3 in Comics & Animation

2007-03-09 22:13:40 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

Well, it was the start of another weekend and St. Peter had the duty of accepting or rejecting the people who arrive at the pearly-gates.

Everything was quite calm for a Friday night up until about 11:30pm. At this time there were approx 300 African- American men arrive at the gates.

Well St. Peter was totally overwhelmed with this because he hadn't had this many people at one time. So, he tells the men to chill while he goes to check with the Boss.

St. Peter runs and tells God about all the blacks at one time at the gates. With that, God is not too pleased with Peter and says, "Peter I'm ashamed of you, you know we are universal and accept ALL men who have kept my commandments and lived a clean and righteous life. Now go back down there and check those men in".

Peter goes back to the pearly-gates and in about 3 minutes he runs to find God again. All excited and out of breath Peter says, "God, they're gone........., they're gone.......!!"
God asks, "All 300 men??"
Peter answers, "No.........the pearly-gates, the pearly gates!!"

2007-03-09 22:13:36 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-09 22:13:15 · 4 answers · asked by srjmhottie17 2 in Music