guy gradually increases his speed until he's topping 100 mph. He eventually realizes he can't escape and finally pulls over.
The cop approaches the car and says, "It's been a long day and my tour is almost over, so if you can give me a good excuse for your behavior, I'll let you go."
The guy thinks for a few seconds and then says, "My wife ran away with a cop about a week ago. I thought you might be that officer trying to give her back!"
2007-03-09 22:26:22 · 11 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL. That must have been some Woman!! LOL.
2007-03-10 00:05:47 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol 10/10 that was realy funny! Good job
2007-03-10 01:25:39 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10!
2007-03-09 22:57:25 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before.
2007-03-09 22:38:46 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard it I heard it sorry.
2007-03-09 22:32:58 · answer #5 · answered by It's been awhile 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha ha ,. very very good
2007-03-09 22:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha
2007-03-09 22:35:34 · answer #7 · answered by Mrs. T 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha very funny lol :)
2007-03-09 22:30:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol funny lol
2007-03-09 22:48:45 · answer #9 · answered by DarkLily 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaahah
2007-03-09 22:44:52 · answer #10 · answered by black market dentistry 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋