While he's enjoying his drink, he notices a little old man with a peg-leg and a Noggin the size of a baseball. Curious, he ask the man, "How in the world did your noggin get to me so DAMN Tiny?"
The old man replies "I used to be a sailor, but one day, i was out sailing when my shipwrecked on a remote island. I lived there for about three years. One day a beuatiful mermaid came up on shore. she gave me three wishes. For the first wish, I asked her to be back in civilization, for the second i wished for 25 million dollars. For the third wish i told her that i wanted to have sex with a mermaid. She told me 'sorry, but mermaid dont have the right equipment to have sex. So i said "how about a little head then?"
2007-03-09 22:52:50 · 10 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry a repost but i like people to se my work
2007-03-09 22:53:36 · update #1
lol..very good..ha ha ha ha..another star
2007-03-09 23:09:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not bad. Always good to start off the day with a good laugh. Seems to me you could expand the joke with the wooden leg....hm-mm
2007-03-09 23:08:00 · answer #2 · answered by takhike 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LmAo!!!! speaking approximately bars......... This gentleman from the wild wild west finished his drink and wentoutside to get on his horse ang go...... a jointly as later he rushes in visibly md and screams...."who in tarnation painted my horses b@lls green????" there's a hushed silence in the bar as a brilliant burly doubtless outlaw style says "I did, wanna make something out of it?" The gentleman smiles and says..."not something extremely, I in basic terms wanted to tell you which you ignored a gap!"
2016-10-01 21:18:26 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha ! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-09 22:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good,. 7/10
2007-03-10 06:00:36 · answer #5 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-03-10 01:04:44 · answer #6 · answered by Dusty 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha haa haaaa ho ho ho really well thought out gets 10/10
2007-03-09 22:59:22 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Be careful what you wish for............! LOL.
2007-03-10 00:01:49 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice joke conan. I'll share it with many others. Thanks.
2007-03-09 23:02:20 · answer #9 · answered by Joe 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok, pretty good
2007-03-09 22:55:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋