goes up to the customer services desk, flops his circumcised p*nis on the counter and says.....
"I bet you can't roll that back!!!"
2007-03-09 22:41:22 · 26 answers · asked by prettywoman 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
what you doing on here with an hangover lol
2007-03-09 22:43:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hers a roll back for you..
A little bird was flying through the rainforest when it heard something calling out. It flew down and found an elephant stuck in a mud hole. Hello Mr Elephant can I help? No but go and gat the King o the jungle Mr Lion. Off the bird went and found him at home. Told him the problem so he got his Porsche from the garage and a tow rope and followed the bird to the elephant on pulled him out. The elephant was so grateful that he told him he was now his buddy and anytime he was in trouble he could call on him. …………And the months rolled by until one day the elephant was walking through the forest and he could hear a cry for help. Sounds like my buddy he thought. He found him in the same mud hole! Go get Mr Lion said the bird. Off went the elephant, crashing through the forest to the lion’s house. Knocked on the door, no answer, rushed to Mr Rhino’s house and was told Mr Lion had gone on holiday just that morning. Panic set in, he rushed to see the little bird who had now sunk up to his wing-pits. Little bird sorry Mr Lion was not in. I’ll have to get you out myself. With that he reversed up to the hole and stuck his tail out, but the bird couldn’t reach it. He tried with his trunk, still couldn’t reach. Oh no he thought but then I am a bull elephant with one other very large appendage and with that he pushed it out as far as he could reach. The little bird held on tightly with its beak and was pulled out! ……………….
And the moral of the story is if you’ve got a c**k like an elephant you don’t need a Porsche to pull a bird!!!!
Can I get the 10 points for best answer for this joke please .......
2007-03-10 14:15:09 · answer #2 · answered by ask this dummy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-03-10 06:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by Bruce P 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He he...very good, reminds me of the woman who went to the doctor complaining she kept giving birth to piglets, until her husband eventually turned up at the surgery and slapped his xxxx on the desk asking if the GP thought it was a pork sausage !!!
2007-03-10 06:46:48 · answer #4 · answered by Seeker 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Toto goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"
Toto says "Mas-tur-bate."
Miss Prunette smiles and says, "Wow, Toto, that's a mouthful."
Toto says, "No, Miss Prunette, you're thinking of a bl0w-j0b."
Miss Prunette faints.
2007-03-10 06:50:49 · answer #5 · answered by anjali k 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
good 1 pmsl 10/10
2007-03-10 06:47:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha ha! Very funny. I especially like 'flops'... I can just picture it. (Not necessarily a good thing...)
2007-03-10 08:39:07 · answer #7 · answered by goldenspeechy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10! lol!
2007-03-10 06:51:04 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bet they could at Netto. nice one
2007-03-10 07:01:57 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Finally a good joke on here.... I gta tell that one to my friends.
Well done!
2007-03-10 06:51:59 · answer #10 · answered by Ravi A 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋