A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What'll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he's doing all this drinking.
"You'd drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
2007-03-09 22:56:12 · 10 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
sorry another repost promise i wont do it again
2007-03-09 22:57:07 · update #1
Oh Hell ya!
Another PLz!
2007-03-09 22:59:20 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Rofl....10/10
2007-03-10 09:25:41 · answer #2 · answered by ilyy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sounds familiar in this area,..3/10
2007-03-10 13:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by zeroartmac 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Broke drunk! Funny! 10/10!
2007-03-10 06:59:20 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. I'll bet he's going to have a lot more to worry about than money very soon! LOL.
Good one!
2007-03-10 08:00:38 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I wasn't expecting to laugh, but I did. Good one!
2007-03-10 06:59:52 · answer #6 · answered by joey k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one I've never heard it before.
2007-03-10 15:01:31 · answer #7 · answered by ♥ Jennie ♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol..it is very funny conan..ha ha ha ha..a star for you
2007-03-10 07:02:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one!
2007-03-10 07:00:03 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hell yeah, thats funny.....
2007-03-10 07:20:35 · answer #10 · answered by ash 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋