. He starts dialing numbers....like a telephone....on his hand, then talking into his hand. The bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn't need any trouble here.
The guy says, 'You don't understand. I'm very high-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.'
The bartender says 'Prove it.' The guy dials a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation.
'That's incredible', says the bartender....'I would never have believed it!' 'Yeah', said the guy, 'I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men's room?' The bartender directs him to the men's room. The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn't return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men's room. There is the guy spread-eagle on the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper shoved up his ass. 'Oh my God!' cries the bartender. 'Did they rob you? Are you hurt?' The guy turns to him and says: 'No, I'm ok........I'm just waiting for a fax.
2007-03-09 23:45:17 · 16 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh shi t lol thats sooo funny lmao gd 1
2007-03-10 05:50:26 · answer #1 · answered by idkjustanothergurl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A perfect 10.
2007-03-10 08:45:03 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
das a good 1 i wud give it 8 or 9 out of 10 lol
2007-03-10 08:07:56 · answer #3 · answered by sconehead 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This one made me laugh so hard I cried!
2007-03-10 09:10:58 · answer #4 · answered by Nicole 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a similar joke with the same punch line,but your joke was very funny to!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-03-10 08:08:22 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-10 09:31:07 · answer #6 · answered by Dirtydog 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one! it made me laugh
2007-03-10 07:54:30 · answer #7 · answered by surfinmaui 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Read it , heard it, liked it again........keep smiling.
2007-03-10 08:00:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
sheeshh...it good....but how stupid...
i didn't love it ,,,,
7/10
2007-03-10 08:00:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha. dats funny
2007-03-10 07:56:03 · answer #10 · answered by Classy Lady 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋