Birthday Present
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday.
They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.
"Oh, no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"She's in the Ladies' Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her. He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real b**** tonight, Dave."
2007-03-09 23:35:01 · 15 answers · asked by Classy Lady 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Oh Hell Ya!
2007-03-09 23:37:56 · answer #1 · answered by Celeste P 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Very good 10-10, good job it wasn`t the local cricket team, he would have been stumped in the Goolies.
2007-03-10 00:17:31 · answer #2 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ooooo Good one! 10/10
2007-03-10 01:30:52 · answer #3 · answered by ilyy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dave has a bad issue going here !!!!!
2007-03-10 03:34:12 · answer #4 · answered by jc 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10/10!
2007-03-09 23:50:47 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A drunk finds a woman tied to the railway lines. He cuts her loose & takes her home ! They have sex all night in every room and all positions! The next day he's telling his local
bartender about his experience and the bartender asks, "was she pretty?" "Dunno", replies the man, "I never found her head"!
2007-03-10 00:06:45 · answer #6 · answered by anjali k 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well done 10
2007-03-09 23:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay, but why would he agree to go to his usual club, where everyone knows him?
2007-03-09 23:49:19 · answer #8 · answered by Dan X 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That's a very good one !!!
Thank You for making me laugh....
Aaron.
2007-03-10 00:46:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL..that was a good one
2007-03-09 23:55:38 · answer #10 · answered by oldnjfriends 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋