A blonde left her house to do some shopping. As she gets to her car,a car thief jumps out."Don't scream of I'll shoot!" the thief demands. He then pulls out a chaulk and draws a circle on the ground and demands her to stay in the center."If you leave from that circle, I swear, I will kill you!" he shouts. "now while you stay in that circle, you'll have to watch as I jack your shite!"
The thief first rips out the radio.He looks over and the blonde starts giggling."Oh yeah, think it's funny huh?, How do you like this? He kicks the windows breaking all of them. He looks back over and shes giggles again.The hell!! he screams, "Okay, but how do you like this? He pulls out a knife and slashes the tires. He looks over and still, she giggles."That's it, I had enough!! He puts his bandana in the gas port and lights it on fire, blowing the car up. He looks over and the blonde is still giggling."Why, why are you laughing? Why? Blonde- everytime you weren't looking i stepped out of the circle!
2007-03-09
10:19:33
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