Entertainment & Music - 28 February 2007

2007-02-28 22:01:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 22:00:59 · 12 answers · asked by abdul g 1 in Music

that helps you "enter"... the spring spirit today?

For me it's the warm fresh air outside! I think I'm going for a walk now, but it was a pleasure and I'll see you all later:)

2007-02-28 21:59:53 · 19 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

Kate asks Jeremy what he does. "Oh I do Top Gear" Says Jeremy
"Oh...meeee too!" Says Kate.

2007-02-28 21:59:33 · 6 answers · asked by florrie f 3 in Polls & Surveys

Two law partners hire a new cute young secretary, and a contest arises between them as to who can bxd her first, even though they're both already married. Eventually one of them scores with her, and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.

"So what did you think?" asks the partner.

"Ahh," replies the first lawyer, "my wife is better."

Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bxd with the secretary. "So," asks the first guy, "what did you think?"

The second guy replies, "You're right."

The real estate boss got a hot new secretary, and he decided to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on.

Finally, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her. "Listen, baby, we may have gone to bxd together a few times, but who said you could start coming in late and slacking off?"

The secretary replied, "My lawyer!"

2007-02-28 21:58:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-28 21:58:08 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

huh ??

hehehe :)

2007-02-28 21:57:21 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i'm so bored, so i went for a wander around other catagories, i went into philosophy, the Q was "if money cant buy everything, what else can?" 1 guy answered-mastercard! i had to LMAO, VERY philosophical! its posh P&S over there, nothin more,

2007-02-28 21:56:22 · 26 answers · asked by ♠ Merlin ♠ 7 in Polls & Surveys

'haan main tumhara hoon' by brett lee and asha bhosle

2007-02-28 21:56:09 · 5 answers · asked by mini 1 in Music

*NOTE: "H" is the beggining of David's last name but I DON'T mean that I want a middle name that starts with H.
Please make it sound nice and something that flows well! Thx you guys! Answers are really appreciated! : ]

2007-02-28 21:56:01 · 18 answers · asked by Elizabeth 1 in Polls & Surveys

Q: Why to lawyers wear neckties?
A: To keep the foreskxn from crawling up their chins.

Q: Why are lawyers great in bed?
A: They get so much practice scrxwing people.

Q: What is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
A: A hooker will stop f***ing you when you're dead.

Q: What do lawyers use as contrxceptives?
A: Their personalities.

Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A: A gigolo only scrxws one person at a time.

2007-02-28 21:55:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-28 21:55:21 · 10 answers · asked by FANG 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 21:55:03 · 15 answers · asked by O Kay Sojaden 3 in Polls & Surveys

Please state which applies to you, I am an atheist myself.

2007-02-28 21:53:51 · 28 answers · asked by funnelweb 5 in Polls & Surveys

To bring world peace?

2007-02-28 21:53:05 · 9 answers · asked by nonono 1 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 21:52:59 · 5 answers · asked by surf05 2 in Television

Losing a wife can be hard.
In my case, it was damned near impossible.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning
and you had to choose,
would you go to lunch or to a movie?

Marriage is probably
the main cause of divorce.

Love is grand.
Divorce is a hundred grand.

DIVORCE.BAT found ...
deleting C:\MARRIAGE\SPOUSE.

Q: What is the best way to save a marriage?
A: Go out and price a few divorce lawyers!

2007-02-28 21:51:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i searched everywhere .. no luck plz help /... if any of u have it plz send them

2007-02-28 21:51:46 · 2 answers · asked by sharan 2 in Music

Beyonce had sex with Eminem and 50 cent before?

2007-02-28 21:51:42 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 21:51:17 · 5 answers · asked by dancingwiththestars 4 in Celebrities

2007-02-28 21:51:14 · 1 answers · asked by shygal 2 in Movies

I call dibs on the blue ball teehee

2007-02-28 21:50:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

our family has a friend (illegal migrant)...of course she's not allowed in everything here ...she cant even rent a place 'cause she got no papers....that's why my mom accepted her (cause she's her "friend") even my stepdad didnt want to but he agreed at last but he tell the "illegal" that she has no own room (cause im occupying it) she said it doesnt matter because of her situation.and she got to pay for the electricity and water, gas

the time she stayed here...she keeps talking and even complaining about my parents and me(because im half chinese she said to my aunt that she musnt trust me ..because of some common attitude of chinese) that illegal also doubting my chinese blood!!so the time she left i told my mom some thing and others i didnt say casue my mom will be mad then they quarrel.that was last month and she still cant forget about it then spread that we are like this like thatshe's feeding us etc which is so untrue & keeps talking until now

what do you think should we do

2007-02-28 21:50:02 · 6 answers · asked by so2 1 in Polls & Surveys

immigration says to first lad 'what do you do son?'I'm a pilot came the reply' welcome to the USA ,says to his brother 'and what about you?'I'm a turf digger,The officer said i'm afraid we have no call for turf diggers son you'll have to leave,As he's walkin back to the airport his brother crossed the line to follow him.Officer says where you goin?we always need pilots?


reply' how can i pilot if he can't dig it?

(told to me by an irishman and best friend)

2007-02-28 21:49:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

How similar is the movie dream girl’s; to the live band (destiny’s child) of old?

2007-02-28 21:48:39 · 8 answers · asked by Hobbit 1 in Celebrities

I seem to be deleting as many answers as I leave up. I have my own self violation system!

I deleted my last answer because I was being deliberately obtuse. I decided I was being mean, so I flushed my answer.

How about you?

2007-02-28 21:48:01 · 37 answers · asked by 👑 Hypocrite󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣 7 in Polls & Surveys

A man in Egypt found objects of an ancient civilization. One of those objects was a rock that had the date 48 B.C. (before Christ). Is this possible?

2007-02-28 21:47:34 · 6 answers · asked by Carla 4 in Jokes & Riddles

that make you forget about your daily life and help you understand yourself better?

2007-02-28 21:46:42 · 14 answers · asked by ♫Pavic♫ 7 in Polls & Surveys

If yes, how is that possible?

Thanks.

2007-02-28 21:46:22 · 5 answers · asked by Naomi 1 in Celebrities

okay..i cant sleep and i am very bored..
so anyone got any riddles for me?

best one gets 10 points!?

2007-02-28 21:45:48 · 4 answers · asked by asdfjkl; 2 in Jokes & Riddles