Losing a wife can be hard.
In my case, it was damned near impossible.
If your wife and a lawyer were drowning
and you had to choose,
would you go to lunch or to a movie?
Marriage is probably
the main cause of divorce.
Love is grand.
Divorce is a hundred grand.
DIVORCE.BAT found ...
deleting C:\MARRIAGE\SPOUSE.
Q: What is the best way to save a marriage?
A: Go out and price a few divorce lawyers!
2007-02-28
21:51:51
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