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Losing a wife can be hard.
In my case, it was damned near impossible.

If your wife and a lawyer were drowning
and you had to choose,
would you go to lunch or to a movie?

Marriage is probably
the main cause of divorce.

Love is grand.
Divorce is a hundred grand.

DIVORCE.BAT found ...
deleting C:\MARRIAGE\SPOUSE.

Q: What is the best way to save a marriage?
A: Go out and price a few divorce lawyers!

2007-02-28 21:51:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

6 answers

You are a brave man!! I surprised you`re missus hasn`t slapped you yet!! ;)

Excellent

Tink xx

2007-03-01 20:48:29 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0 0

in dis marriage case,we should b patient...

2007-03-01 05:58:11 · answer #2 · answered by ANNA AMALINA 1 · 0 0

Good ones..thanks

2007-03-01 06:01:28 · answer #3 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0 0

Not really. I don't think divorce is very funny

2007-03-01 05:56:26 · answer #4 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 0 1

haha

2007-03-01 05:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0 0

hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!

2007-03-01 06:02:40 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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