Q: Why to lawyers wear neckties?
A: To keep the foreskxn from crawling up their chins.
Q: Why are lawyers great in bed?
A: They get so much practice scrxwing people.
Q: What is the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
A: A hooker will stop f***ing you when you're dead.
Q: What do lawyers use as contrxceptives?
A: Their personalities.
Q: What is the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?
A: A gigolo only scrxws one person at a time.
2007-02-28 21:55:28 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG...This is exactly what I was expecting from you ,,I"m rolling on the floor
2007-02-28 22:09:21 · answer #1 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny funny. 10/10
2007-03-01 07:40:16 · answer #2 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-03-01 06:11:29 · answer #3 · answered by Hello!!! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Superb P.C.
Tink x
2007-03-02 04:50:07 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋