Entertainment & Music - 2 March 2007

One manager let employees know how valuable they are with the following memo:

"You Arx A Kxy Pxrson"

Xvxn though my typxwritxr is an old modxl, it works vxry wxll -- xxcxpt for onx kxy. You would think that with all thx othxer kxys functioning propxrly, onx kxy not working would hardly bx noticxd; but just onx kxy out of whack sxxms to ruin thx wholx xffort.

You may say to yoursxlf -- Wxll, I'm only onx pxrson. No onx will noticx if I don't do my bxst. But it doxs makx a diffxrxncx, bxcausx an xffxctivx organization nxxds activx participation by xvxry onx to thx bxst of his or hxr ability.

So, thx nxxt timx you think you arx not important, rxmxmbxr my old typxwritxr. You arx a kxy pxrson.

2007-03-02 23:59:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I haven't checked yet, and I have no clue...

2007-03-02 23:59:52 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A fat faced puppet with massive ears called pob?It used to be on in the 80s on a sunday morning just before worzel.Or could i have been dreaming this one up.

2007-03-02 23:58:54 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

My friend and i are going for an adult weekend at Butlins. We are both females aged 25 and 26. Can't decide whether to go for the 80's or 90's weekend. We wanna go to the one where there will be more people around our own age and preferably the most men. So can you please let us know how old u are and which you'd choose.

Cheers Peeps

2007-03-02 23:58:49 · 20 answers · asked by crazy_sexy_gemma 1 in Polls & Surveys

When was the last time...?
you felt so good, just like that, with no particular reason... just because you are... alive?

2007-03-02 23:58:16 · 14 answers · asked by BLACK KILLZ.....!?! 3 in Polls & Surveys

I have a grandson that watches me and does what I do if I put on a cap he does if I cross my legs he does I get a kick out of watching him.

2007-03-02 23:58:07 · 9 answers · asked by Drew 3 in Polls & Surveys

Just see if the man picks up the check. That's how you can
tell if he's in love." -- John, age 9

"Lovers will just be staring at each other and their food will
get cold. Other people care more about the food." -- Brad, age 8

"It's love if they order one of those desserts that are on fire.
They like to order those because it's just like how their hearts
are -- on fire." -- Christine, age 9

"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just
wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just
broke up." -- Sarah, age 9

"See if the man has lipstick on his face." -- Sandra, age 7

2007-03-02 23:57:12 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Your sister, who's dating a viscious skinhead, tells you that she's cheating on him with one of the 3 so-called kinky nuns, who live two doors away. She says she doesn't care if he finds out, in fact she's hoping he'll welcome her into their relationship. What advice would you give her?

2007-03-02 23:56:39 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

which town was gump born

2007-03-02 23:56:34 · 11 answers · asked by david388534 1 in Celebrities

is up in the sky again.

What do it MEAN???

2007-03-02 23:56:27 · 13 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 23:55:56 · 2 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 23:54:53 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I need it badly!!!!!

2007-03-02 23:54:13 · 3 answers · asked by metalmouth1994 1 in Music

2007-03-02 23:54:11 · 5 answers · asked by jenjadekim 2 in Polls & Surveys

Sheriff of Nottingham?
Robin Hood

2007-03-02 23:53:41 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 23:52:06 · 8 answers · asked by Kirsty 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 23:51:41 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

SICKNESS:

No excuse. We will no longer accept your doctor's

statement as proof. We believe that if you are

able to go to the doctor, you are able to come

to work.



AN OPERATION:

We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish

to discourage any thoughts that you may need an

operation. We believe that as long as you are an

employee here, you will need all of whatever you

have and should not consider having anything

removed. We hired you as you are and to have

anything removed would certainly make you less

than we bargained for.

2007-03-02 23:50:57 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 23:50:31 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

I feel it is my duty to try and propagate the species (before the Japs eat them all) so do you have any tips on the best way to keep them without the landlord finding out? Should I try to mate them, do you know any fellow enthusiasts who I can contact. How is it best to exercise them? any advice greatly appreciated.

2007-03-02 23:50:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 23:49:20 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

or just one nipple? ;0

2007-03-02 23:48:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

for me!!!
she's already a legend!!!
she's the best!!!
she's my role model!!!

2007-03-02 23:48:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-02 23:47:58 · 8 answers · asked by CrazyFarmer 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 23:47:12 · 14 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

I love them ................

2007-03-02 23:47:02 · 20 answers · asked by ? 4 in Music

2007-03-02 23:46:38 · 23 answers · asked by melanie_hazelle 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-02 23:45:41 · 12 answers · asked by melanie_hazelle 1 in Celebrities

2007-03-02 23:45:34 · 25 answers · asked by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 in Polls & Surveys

i just saw a Q? in house cleaning

how do you fold a fitted sheet????

Talk about WAY TO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS

no wonder we all get deleted and violated
they are all more NUTS THEN WE ARE

2007-03-02 23:42:56 · 10 answers · asked by elite_women_rule_the_rock 6 in Polls & Surveys