SUBJECT: SICK LEAVE POLICY funny or not?

Question

SICKNESS:

No excuse. We will no longer accept your doctor's

statement as proof. We believe that if you are

able to go to the doctor, you are able to come

to work.



AN OPERATION:

We are no longer allowing this practice. We wish

to discourage any thoughts that you may need an

operation. We believe that as long as you are an

employee here, you will need all of whatever you

have and should not consider having anything

removed. We hired you as you are and to have

anything removed would certainly make you less

than we bargained for.

DEATH:

Other than your own:

This is no excuse for missing work. There is

nothing you can do for them, and we are sure

that someone else can attend to the arrangements.

However, if the funeral can be held in the late

afternoon, we will be glad to allow you to work

through your lunch hour and subsequently let you

leave 1 hour early, provided your share of the

work is ahead enough to keep the job going in

your absence.





YOUR OWN:

This will be accepted as an excuse. However, we

require at least two weeks notice as we feel it

is your duty to train your replacement.



ALSO:

Entirely too much time is being spent in the

restroom. In the future, we will follow the

practice of going in alphabetical order. For

instance, those whose names begin with "A" will

go from 8:00-8:15, and so on. If you're unable

to go at your time, it will be necessary to

wait until the next day when your time comes

again.



the boss

Answer 1

Don`t we know we both work in A+E!!

Faf, Lmao, really.

I loved this! It`s going on my office wall!

Tink x

Answer 2

that made me crack up.... thank you very much... because I think my job is changing to the policy

Answer 3

I heard it before... and ya it was funny

Answer 4

hilarious

Answer 5

hahahaha...good one..i am my own boss...:-)
thx for the laughs....;-)

Answer 6

HAHAHAHA!!!!!LOLOL!!!!!!!!! THIS WAS HISTARICAL!!!!!