Entertainment & Music - 2 March 2007

On each other in marriage?

2007-03-02 22:39:01 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've been at work since 7am keeping a low profile as I smell of beer. I would rather be crawling naked over broken glass than be here. The woman I work with is far too happy at her work, singing and being generally far too cheerful. I wish to kill her. Even if i don't any suggestions on how to do it would be most welcome and at least keep me going for the next few hours.

2007-03-02 22:36:03 · 16 answers · asked by The Path 1 in Polls & Surveys

One day Joe saw Larry sleeping by a pond with a fishing pole in his hand. Larry's bobber kept disappearing under the water. Once awoken, Larry asked Joe, "Would you mind reeling it in for me?" Joe reeled the fish in.
Then Larry asked Joe, "would U take the fish off the hook and bait it again?"
Flabbergasted at Larry's laziness, Joe said, "You are the laziest man I have ever seen. You should get married & have a bunch of kids to do these things for you."
Larry nodded & said, "I reckon you're right. Do you know where I can find a pregnant woman?"

2007-03-02 22:34:34 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 22:33:28 · 11 answers · asked by SikSonic 4 in Horoscopes

there you are sitting down getting ready for that movie you have been waiting all day to watch, you have your popcorn, soda, and milkduds all ready, then the door bell rings and it's the annoying guy from down the street who knows very little fact about the movie you wanna watch what exactly do you do to get out of him and his rambling on and on???

2007-03-02 22:32:11 · 11 answers · asked by Lazrus 6 in Movies

........what makes him so special that Avatars want to touch his garments as he goes by? I really want to know.... I have no clue why he is so popular. He types 3 words and gets best answer? What's up with this? It is great that he has so many points but are you all so shallow that you follow him around like he was dropping coins? Fill me in without being mean or sarcastic...I just wanna know............

2007-03-02 22:31:55 · 14 answers · asked by missellie 7 in Polls & Surveys

this is a VERY tough question but try to pick one I think mine is probably "you had me from hello" or maybe "anything but mine" yes I know I cheated but its so darn hard to pick on isnt it?

2007-03-02 22:31:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

1. I am hollow and soft. I come in different colours, sizes and designs. My body odour sucks with time. Who am I?

2. I come in different shapes and sizes. I'm so loyal that I mate with only my wife. Some people really hate my wife, yet they love to see us together. Who am I?

2007-03-02 22:31:21 · 12 answers · asked by SikSonic 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 22:30:17 · 15 answers · asked by Anashuya 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 22:28:15 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

A funeral service is being held for a woman who has just passed away. At the end of the service, the pallbearers are carrying the casket out when they accidently bump into a wall, jarring the casket. They hear a faint moan. They open the casket and find that the woman is actually alive!
She lives for 10 more years, and then dies.
Once again, a ceremony is held, and at the end of it, the pallbearers are again carrying out the casket. As they carry the casket towards the door, the husband cries, "Watch out for that wall!"

2007-03-02 22:27:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-03-02 22:27:05 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-03-02 22:26:43 · 6 answers · asked by PARI D 1 in Movies

I think Dr Alice Roberts

2007-03-02 22:26:25 · 1 answers · asked by smegger03 1 in Television

2007-03-02 22:26:07 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i want to listen to english songs online,not download....and it should be free..

thanx in advance

2007-03-02 22:25:41 · 8 answers · asked by kewl_me_yea 3 in Music

Rain?

2007-03-02 22:24:53 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i mean the empire cinema in sunderland. i don't mean the price cos i no its more expensive. but whats the point in buying the vip tickets?

2007-03-02 22:24:14 · 7 answers · asked by kew(q) 2 in Movies

2007-03-02 22:23:41 · 19 answers · asked by Jessy (^-^) 1 in Movies

If so what is he singing when he says " I was a male stripper in a ????? bar Any ideas???

2007-03-02 22:22:56 · 10 answers · asked by Lynne H 1 in Music

A good boy or a bad boy? x

2007-03-02 22:21:56 · 31 answers · asked by chris c 3 in Polls & Surveys

2 elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities & adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.
One day they were playing cards when one looked at the other & said,"Now don't get mad at me...I know we've been friends for a long time...but I just can't think of your name! I've thought & thought, but I can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is."
Her friend glared at her. For at least 3 minutes she just stared & glared at her. Finally she said, "How soon do you need to know?"

2007-03-02 22:21:37 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I prefer duvet.

2007-03-02 22:21:22 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-03-02 22:21:14 · 4 answers · asked by Lyra 2 in Music

2007-03-02 22:20:52 · 26 answers · asked by Alicat 6 in Polls & Surveys

can anyone tell me where i can get the full length video of robbie williams rock dj thanks to all who tkes the time to send me an answer

2007-03-02 22:20:18 · 6 answers · asked by blackstuffguiness 2 in Music

2007-03-02 22:19:34 · 5 answers · asked by Canadian Time Traveler 3 in Music

2007-03-02 22:19:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2007-03-02 22:17:47 · 10 answers · asked by inekes_boo_boo 1 in Polls & Surveys

ive heard of a guy swallowing gasoline with milk and puking in the fire, blowing up his house killing himself and his sister. and another guy stiking a tube from his gas mask to his rectum and suffocating!!

2007-03-02 22:17:45 · 4 answers · asked by Starfish 2 in Jokes & Riddles