I feel it is my duty to try and propagate the species (before the Japs eat them all) so do you have any tips on the best way to keep them without the landlord finding out? Should I try to mate them, do you know any fellow enthusiasts who I can contact. How is it best to exercise them? any advice greatly appreciated.
2007-03-02 23:50:31 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Polls & Surveys
flood the emergency stair case and keep them vertical
2007-03-02 23:52:40 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I chew a minimum of three whales an afternoon after ingesting seven black mambas and each fourth day a whale dies, i then take this whale and positioned it in a tree above a nest of mambas and after 4 hours the tree limbs provide way and the whale crashes down and kills all snakes interior the mamba nest and this way for absolutely everyone whale it fairly is killed 33 mambas die so it takes approximately 28 mambas to kill a whale yet one mamba kills 33 whales on a daily basis....those activities have made me very solid and lean as i actually gulp down seven widespread snakes and carry one blue whale over a 4 day era. Now i'm arranged for the subsequent question or possibly for all questions.
2016-10-17 04:13:00 · answer #2 · answered by seabrooks 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I keep white blue whales in sandwich bags tied with a loose knot. I hang them on the balcony washing-line to attract water in times of drought. The marlins kept piercing the bags so i slung them into the main road. The news that night was hilarious lol. The insurance claims should be fun too.
My advice is to buy a high-powered fountain. Have it shoot high enough to enable you to place it ontop for the full show-off effect ;)
2007-03-03 00:29:02 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You'll need a very large tank full of oxygenated water. You will also need a regular supply of plankton, but these are getting difficult to find now as they are out of season. Try your local pet supply store. I would not advise you to mate with one as they can get rather annoyed with human copulation as thay are not easily satisfied by the size of human 'equipment'. Exercise requirements consist of a regular walk around the local park for at least 1 hour, more if you can spare the time. Good luck, as you will need it.
2007-03-03 00:00:57 · answer #4 · answered by DAVE 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
first you`ll need a one BILLION gallon water tank and the ability to feed them (each one) a ton of fresh shrimp and squid every day, then clean out the resulting poop constantly. your land lord is gonna find out fast. when you`ve figured that out, ask the question again, we`ll be only too glad to help with the rest of the logistics. whale are not your average reef fish they grow to be huge in size strength and they do have an attitude regarding captivity. look before you leap, think twice
2007-03-02 23:59:56 · answer #5 · answered by robert r 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Move and go work at Sea World - good luck.
Save the Whales!
2007-03-02 23:52:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Get lots of Ritz crackers. Nothing like whale on a ritz.
2007-03-02 23:56:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Buy a beach or river etc or just make you own canal, buy them and then put them there.
2007-03-02 23:53:47 · answer #8 · answered by DARIA. - JOINED MAY 2006 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go swimming with them and see who has the biggest *&%#@ and that's who will give You the most bang for your buck.
2007-03-03 02:47:32 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a picture frame.
2007-03-02 23:55:00 · answer #10 · answered by jenjadekim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋