immigration says to first lad 'what do you do son?'I'm a pilot came the reply' welcome to the USA ,says to his brother 'and what about you?'I'm a turf digger,The officer said i'm afraid we have no call for turf diggers son you'll have to leave,As he's walkin back to the airport his brother crossed the line to follow him.Officer says where you goin?we always need pilots?
reply' how can i pilot if he can't dig it?
(told to me by an irishman and best friend)
2007-02-28 21:49:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 out of 10 fatboy slim very good love smiley
2007-02-28 21:57:24 · answer #1 · answered by smiley 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-02-28 23:29:36 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
mmmmmm, after taking a couple of seconds to get it. 8/10
2007-03-01 01:04:15 · answer #3 · answered by mistymiss 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes very good.
2007-02-28 23:00:04 · answer #4 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
took me a few seconds to get it but very good
2007-02-28 23:08:57 · answer #5 · answered by rappinsheep 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
needs a really good irish accent to get it
but funny anyway
2007-02-28 21:55:32 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-02-28 21:54:57 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-03-01 08:29:30 · answer #8 · answered by busby58 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dig it good one
2007-02-28 21:56:10 · answer #9 · answered by quilm 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
chuckle chuckle chuckle lol
2007-02-28 23:38:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋