Two law partners hire a new cute young secretary, and a contest arises between them as to who can bxd her first, even though they're both already married. Eventually one of them scores with her, and his partner is quite eager to hear how things went.
"So what did you think?" asks the partner.
"Ahh," replies the first lawyer, "my wife is better."
Some time goes by, and then the second lawyer goes to bxd with the secretary. "So," asks the first guy, "what did you think?"
The second guy replies, "You're right."
The real estate boss got a hot new secretary, and he decided to put some moves on her. But within a few weeks, he is feeling displeased at the way she is working, not caring, coming to work late, and so on.
Finally, he pulls her aside, and has a little talk with her. "Listen, baby, we may have gone to bxd together a few times, but who said you could start coming in late and slacking off?"
The secretary replied, "My lawyer!"
2007-02-28 21:58:48 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
FAF!!! I loved these,
Keep it up!! ;)
Tink xx
2007-03-01 20:52:38 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
first one good second one not good.
2007-03-01 06:07:54 · answer #2 · answered by Hello!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!
2007-03-01 06:11:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me chuckle
2007-03-01 07:37:43 · answer #4 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2007-03-01 06:05:16 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not that great
2007-03-01 06:02:49 · answer #6 · answered by mummy to 3 miracles 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY-ISH
2007-03-01 06:55:28 · answer #7 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not
2007-03-01 06:04:11 · answer #8 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it made me smile. (:
2007-03-01 06:04:06 · answer #9 · answered by lynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YEP!!! yOUR GOOD NOW..HOW ABOUT SOME DRUNK ONES ALSO?? tHANKS
2007-03-01 06:06:57 · answer #10 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋