Entertainment & Music - 28 February 2007

Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.

"What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend.

"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.

"A talking clock? How's it work?"

"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited............

Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"

2007-02-28 22:18:58 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Jokes & Riddles

and did u repost, or just forget it?

2007-02-28 22:18:27 · 11 answers · asked by lynn 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 22:17:12 · 6 answers · asked by dya_na 3 in Celebrities

In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes.

In this garden, were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's, one covered Eve's.

As the story goes on, nevertheless to say,
The wind came along, and blew the leaves away.

At the sight, Adam did stare,
There was Eve's trxasure, all covered with hair.

And wonder came, under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thxng, started to rxse.

They found a spot, that suited them best,
A nice big tree, where they began to rest.

Her legs sprexd wider, and wider apart,
While thrill after thrill, came into her heart.

The head of Adam's thxng, peeked into the hold,
And filled her with pxssion, beyond her control.

Backward and forward, his thxng did slide,
And Eves treasure, was all wxt inside.

The joy was good, she wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing, was all out of jxice.

Then through the years, people did scrxw,
And now it's time, for me and you.

2007-02-28 22:16:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

He and i both have aries moon....

2007-02-28 22:15:25 · 3 answers · asked by coo_coo_mandi 2 in Horoscopes

iv checked everywere,its on an album called THE BEST HARD HOUSE...EVER! ....but i cant even find this for download

2007-02-28 22:15:04 · 3 answers · asked by irish_guy232000 1 in Music

2007-02-28 22:13:49 · 11 answers · asked by **PUGA** 3 in Music

I can't get my aviatar on work on yahoo answers. It's on my IM and email but won't work on answers. What am I doing wrong?

2007-02-28 22:13:16 · 12 answers · asked by skye 4 in Polls & Surveys

i'd just love to know

2007-02-28 22:12:17 · 2 answers · asked by coo_coo_mandi 2 in Horoscopes

What is your favorite Nirvana song, explain if you care to.

2007-02-28 22:12:16 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sxx life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge.

Then the Lord called the Monkey and gave him 20 years. "But I don't need 20 years," said the Monkey. "Ten years is plenty." Man spoke up and said, "May I have the other 10 years?" The Monkey agreed.

The Lord called the Lion next and also gave him 20 good years. The Lion also only wanted 10, so again Man spoke up, "May I have your other ten years?" "Of course," said the Lion.

Then came the Donkey, who was also granted 20 years. Like the others, 10 was more than enough. Man again asked for the spare ten years, and he got them.

This explains why Man has 20 years of normal sxx life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion bout it, and 10 years of making an axs out of himself.

2007-02-28 22:11:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Three guys were driving down a road in the middle of nowhere. the names were Shut Up, Sh*t, and Manners. Well, about a mile down the road, Manners jumps out of the car and streaks out into the desert. A second later, Sh*t jumps out and runs after Manners, yelling "Come back!!!"
Now Shut up is all alone and ponders if he should stop and wait for them to come back. "Nah," he thinks and continues on his journey, speeding up a little. Another mile goes by a cop pulls up behind him with his lights on, and pulls him over.
"Did you know you were speeding back there?" the cop asks.
"I was? I didn't realize." he says.
"Well, what's your name sonny?"the cop asks.
"Shut Up."
"what?!"
"I said Shut Up"
"Excuse Me!?" the cop says incredulous.
"I SAID SHUT UP! Did you get it that time?"
By now the cop is very piss.ed and says, "where are your manners!?"
"He went to pick up Shi*"

2007-02-28 22:10:54 · 2 answers · asked by lynn 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-28 22:10:43 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've been watching the View a bit ever since the whole Donald Trump/Rosie thing. Anyway, after watching it for awhile I notice that Joy Behar is probably the funniest one of all. Rosie is the 2nd funniest, and basically Barbara Walters and Joy are not the funniest. However, I do notice that Rosie, Joy, and even sometimes Barbara don't treat Elisabeth with too much respect. Personally, I think Elisabeth has a very annoying voice, isn't funny, and I also don't like some of her views. However, on yesterday's show where Rosie says "Calling you young so you don't understand is my way of controlling the rage over your ignorant comments". I was like wow! Joy even accused Elisabeth of name-calling when Elisabeth was only describing people. Rosie and Joy rarely give Elisabeth a chance to say anything and well it's more of an observation on my part more than a complaint because I can't stand Elisabeth's voice anyway. I'm just wondering why these 3 ladies don't really respect Elisabeth.

2007-02-28 22:10:33 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

2007-02-28 22:10:03 · 3 answers · asked by hellowl 1 in Horoscopes

or is that just a purely animalistic thing?

2007-02-28 22:09:53 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

a diet coke please teehee Oh yeah and an apple pie to. BONG!!!!

2007-02-28 22:09:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

We all know that J.K.Rowling is the writer of Harry Potter Series.
I want to share sumthings with u . . . . . . .
Firstly some facts related to J.K.Rowling and her Harry Potter Series . . . . .
1) The first story written by Rowling was 'A Rabbit' when she was just 5-6 years old.
2) Her nick name is jo as her friends called her.
3) Rowling started writin The Harry potter series in 1993.
4) Rowling created the child wizard harry potter while travelling in a train from manchester to london.
5) It took 5 years for rowling to complete the 1st harry potter book of the series.
6) Harry potter was 11 years old in the 1st book and the series will end when he is 17.
7) The original title of 'Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's stone' which is the 1st part of Harry Potter series was 'Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone'.
8) Rowling got all the interesting names and words for the Harry potter book from her sister,from places in her travels and from stories in history.
That's all i know.
Secondly an information on its next release . . . . . . . .
The 5th part of the Harry Potter Series i.e 'Harry Potter and The Order of Phoenix' is goin to b released on June 21,2007.
Thirdly a few Questions for ur sake . . . . . .
1) What if u got admission in Hogwarts,the wizardy school ?
2) What if u got a chance to act in the next Harry Potter film ?
3) What if u get a chance 2 meet the heroes and heroines of the Harry Potter film ?
4) For boys :
If u were given d role of Harry Potter in d film then . . .
For girls :
If u were given d role of Herminie in d film then . . .
5) Would u stop writin Harry Potter stories if u were J.K.Rowling ?

Lets see who does the best job.
Dont forget 2 star . . . . .

2007-02-28 22:08:42 · 8 answers · asked by SE7EN 3 in Movies

NOT to do that!!!

2007-02-28 22:08:41 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

First of all I don't know Paris or Brittany. But I don't need to. Brittany was/is going through a difficult time right now. She is a young mother, (Me too, I can relate.) It's not an easy adjustment, dealing with all the pressures that you feel as new parent. And to top that off she has/had to deal with a husband that doesn't treat her with the respect that she deserves!! That's a receipe for disaster!!
Then Paris see's that Brittany is going through a rough time, and takes it upon herself to befriend Brittany, So she can trip her up and watch her fall. Brittany is vulnerable so she doesn't see Paris as a threat. Paris has no talent, she needed Brittany to get some attention. Paris is Lame!!

Brittany is brave, talented, strong woman and I know she will be ok. She has earned her place in the spotlight! Paris ain't nothing!! Paris Who?! lol... Hang in there Britt I believe in you! You have nothing to be ashamed of!

2007-02-28 22:08:16 · 6 answers · asked by super g 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-28 22:08:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-28 22:08:04 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

winter, spring, summer or autumn/fall

2007-02-28 22:06:00 · 34 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

okay..so i heard mtv music video awards is on tomm.
&& i know panic at the disco is nomanated and there like my fav. band so
..i dont know

do you know when there on

2007-02-28 22:05:34 · 2 answers · asked by asdfjkl; 2 in Music

How do you plan to celebrate St. David's Day?

2007-02-28 22:04:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 22:04:33 · 22 answers · asked by tiny likes clams 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 22:04:09 · 35 answers · asked by jammydodger 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-28 22:03:58 · 11 answers · asked by abdul g 1 in Music

2007-02-28 22:03:51 · 16 answers · asked by 99tzm 3 in Polls & Surveys

Bloke in his 90's is at hospital, the nurse hands him a jar for him to give a seman sample, the nurse understanding the old mans age tells to go home and come back the next day with the sample.

The man gets home, and in his bedroom he tries with his left hand, then his right hand, then both! just no good. So he calls for assistance from his wife, she enters the bedroom and tries left hand, then her right hand, then both, then with her mouth, teeth in, teeth out.... still no good!

In a last ditch attempt the wife calls Ethel next door over to try! again she tries left hand, then her right hand, then both, then with her mouth, teeth in, teeth out.... still no good!

So the next day the old man returns to the hospital, the nurse looks at the dissapointed face of the man and says "so what happend?" The man replies "I tried, my wife tried.. even Ethel just couldn't get the lid off the jar you gave me!!!"

2007-02-28 22:03:33 · 6 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Jokes & Riddles