In the Garden of Eden, as everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve, without any clothes.
In this garden, were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's, one covered Eve's.
As the story goes on, nevertheless to say,
The wind came along, and blew the leaves away.
At the sight, Adam did stare,
There was Eve's trxasure, all covered with hair.
And wonder came, under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thxng, started to rxse.
They found a spot, that suited them best,
A nice big tree, where they began to rest.
Her legs sprexd wider, and wider apart,
While thrill after thrill, came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thxng, peeked into the hold,
And filled her with pxssion, beyond her control.
Backward and forward, his thxng did slide,
And Eves treasure, was all wxt inside.
The joy was good, she wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing, was all out of jxice.
Then through the years, people did scrxw,
And now it's time, for me and you.
2007-02-28 22:16:21 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
here goes apologies already
So pull down your pants, and lay in the grass,
Cuz I'm in the mood, for a little piece of axs!
2007-02-28 22:16:57 · update #1
Oh the palpitations!!! You`ve made me blush!!
Excellent 1
Tink x
2007-03-01 21:01:48 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I liked that one,. But i got one for you
2 Statues in a park stared at eachother for 100 yrs. Down came an angel from heaven and he said he would give them 30 min as real live people for being so loving. They run off behind the bushes for 15 giggling and laughing. They come back out and the angel asks if there is anything else they would like to do with therre other 15 min. The women looks at the man and says
WE could try switching positions. You hold the pigeon and I will chit on its head!!
2007-02-28 22:24:30 · answer #2 · answered by Hello!!! 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Good one...sending it on to friends. Thanks and have a nice day I am off to bed its 6:30 old old lady bed time..See you soon. Ooh I just discovered I can email some of your best jokes to friends cause actually I am telling everyone I know about them..R U a professional? Comedian that is??
2007-02-28 22:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ur lame
2007-02-28 22:27:25 · answer #4 · answered by cairo_kittens 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not funny
2007-02-28 22:22:53 · answer #5 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its not nice.
I hope .........change yourself
2007-03-01 00:30:55 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋