Three guys were driving down a road in the middle of nowhere. the names were Shut Up, Sh*t, and Manners. Well, about a mile down the road, Manners jumps out of the car and streaks out into the desert. A second later, Sh*t jumps out and runs after Manners, yelling "Come back!!!"
Now Shut up is all alone and ponders if he should stop and wait for them to come back. "Nah," he thinks and continues on his journey, speeding up a little. Another mile goes by a cop pulls up behind him with his lights on, and pulls him over.
"Did you know you were speeding back there?" the cop asks.
"I was? I didn't realize." he says.
"Well, what's your name sonny?"the cop asks.
"Shut Up."
"what?!"
"I said Shut Up"
"Excuse Me!?" the cop says incredulous.
"I SAID SHUT UP! Did you get it that time?"
By now the cop is very piss.ed and says, "where are your manners!?"
"He went to pick up Shi*"
2007-02-28 22:10:54 · 2 answers · asked by lynn 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles