Proudly showing off his new apartment to a friend late one night, the drunk led the way to the bedroom, where there was a big brass gong.
"What's that brass gong for?" asked the friend.
"It's not a gong. It's a talking clock," the drunk replied.
"A talking clock? How's it work?"
"Watch this," said the drunk. He took a hammer, gave the gong an ear-shattering pound and waited............
Someone on the other side of the wall screamed: "Hey, you jerk. It's 3:00 in the morning!"
2007-02-28 22:18:58 · 9 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-02-28 22:23:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats good, if only id thought about it i could have done that for my old neighbour, man she was nasty!
2007-03-01 06:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by pinkjessie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's some clock!! LOL. LOL.
2007-03-01 10:46:54 · answer #3 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! great 10/10!!!!
2007-03-01 06:41:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
it could be worse
2007-03-01 06:23:35 · answer #5 · answered by pas 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
VERY FUNNY
2007-03-01 06:52:36 · answer #6 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really
2007-03-01 06:27:04 · answer #7 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one . thanks for the laugh
2007-03-01 07:36:18 · answer #8 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thanks for the laugh
2007-03-01 06:41:19 · answer #9 · answered by Hawk474 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋