It seems that when the good Lord was making the world, he called Man aside and bestowed upon him 20 years of normal sxx life. Man was horrified, but the Creator refused to budge.
Then the Lord called the Monkey and gave him 20 years. "But I don't need 20 years," said the Monkey. "Ten years is plenty." Man spoke up and said, "May I have the other 10 years?" The Monkey agreed.
The Lord called the Lion next and also gave him 20 good years. The Lion also only wanted 10, so again Man spoke up, "May I have your other ten years?" "Of course," said the Lion.
Then came the Donkey, who was also granted 20 years. Like the others, 10 was more than enough. Man again asked for the spare ten years, and he got them.
This explains why Man has 20 years of normal sxx life, 10 years of monkeying around, 10 years of lion bout it, and 10 years of making an axs out of himself.
2007-02-28 22:11:38 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMAO... best joke i've heard all night... thanks for the laugh!! LOL
2007-02-28 22:15:25 · answer #1 · answered by lynn 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a 1!!!
Excellent Chris.
Tink xx
2007-03-02 04:54:38 · answer #2 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one. 10/10
2007-03-01 07:31:53 · answer #3 · answered by laney 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! Explains quite a lot!
2007-03-01 06:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one now that explains man very well
2007-03-01 10:05:53 · answer #5 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good explains alot about men!!!!
2007-03-01 06:16:13 · answer #6 · answered by Hello!!! 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still laughing..hahahaaa
2007-03-01 06:28:31 · answer #7 · answered by monkey12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey gud one yaar.really nice
2007-03-01 06:20:06 · answer #8 · answered by Mahi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good one
2007-03-01 06:16:54 · answer #9 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-03-01 06:16:41 · answer #10 · answered by gregs111 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one dude
2007-03-01 06:54:04 · answer #11 · answered by gamias 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋