okay..i cant sleep and i am very bored..
so anyone got any riddles for me?
best one gets 10 points!?
2007-02-28 21:45:48 · 4 answers · asked by asdfjkl; 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You are in a room with no doors or windows (no openings to the outside) you only have a mirror and a wooden table - how do you get out?
You are on an Island and the bank is too far to jump to and the river is full of aligators so you can't swim - there is nothing on the island. How do you get off the island?
You are in the middle of a desert with no water and it is too far to walk to the edge - how do you get out of the desert?
answers below if you want them
1. You look into the mirror and you see what you saw - you take the saw and cut the table in half. Everyone knows that two halves make a whole so then you crawl out the hole.
2. You walk around until you are bored then you lay the board across the river and use it as a bridge.
3. You yell until you are hoarse then you get on the horse and ride out of the desert.
2007-03-04 14:04:50 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
You can't sleep, I thought you had to go babysit. Hmm....
: )
Two police offers were investigating a mysterious death.
When they arrived at the scene of the crime they found a room with no windows and the dead man who seemed to have hung himself by a rope from the ceiling.
There was no chair or table that the man may have jumped off.
The only clue was a puddle of water on the floor.
How did the man manage to hang himself.
2007-03-01 06:24:15 · answer #2 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Okay... Here's one...
There's two men on an airplane. One is your smart, average guy and the other is a stuck up lawyer (i've got nothing against lawyers!)... So the lawyer is bored and says to the other man, "If you can answer one very hard question, I'll give you $100,000, but if you can't answer it, you'll have to give me $50."
The man shrugs "Sure."
The lawyer asks, "Which came first, the chicken or the egg?"
The man says, "The chicken."
The lawyer, smug faced, demands, "Why?"
The man then told him something that made the lawyer reach into his wallet and give the man $100,000...
What did the man say?
2007-03-03 13:30:46 · answer #3 · answered by FAswimmerST 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
go to bored.com and you will find all sorts of stuf there to make your bored fly by
2007-03-05 00:30:18 · answer #4 · answered by crazykat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋