1. If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
2. Why do we say we "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every hour and a half?
3. When French people swear, do they say, "Pardon my English"?
4.How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
5. If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
6. Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start making noise?
7. What color hair do bald men put on their driver's license?
8. Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway?
9. Instead of "All things in moderation", shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation?
10. How did the "Keep Off the Grass" sign get there in the first place?
2007-02-16
11:24:20
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