Entertainment & Music - 16 February 2007

Two Al Qaida terrorists are sitting in a cave reminiscing over a couple of pints of fermented goat's milk.
One reaches into his goatskin sack, pulls out a couple of pictures and shows them to his friend.

"This is my oldest son, he's a martyr. He was a suicide bomber," says one.

"You must be so proud," his friend says.

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also, likewise a suicide bomber," the first man continues.

"A fine looking young man," replies his friend.

After a pause and a deep sigh, the man says wistfully, "They blow up so fast, don't they?"

2007-02-16 11:33:02 · 4 answers · asked by Gezza D 2 in Jokes & Riddles

You can't vote for yourself

2007-02-16 11:32:56 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Who would win in a mud wrestling match between ME and Big Bald?

My money's on ME.

2007-02-16 11:32:54 · 6 answers · asked by Cindi 4 in Polls & Surveys

An alien kitten? (See picture.) I just can't take care of them right. Can you come to my 360 page and right click? Take as many as you want. Does it matter if they are easy to take care of, box train and lovable?

2007-02-16 11:32:52 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Is he just a womanizing freak?

2007-02-16 11:32:29 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-16 11:32:09 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

They should loosen up. This is high school im refering to. Girls put on cloths that are tight guys wear ones that are baggy.

2007-02-16 11:32:01 · 16 answers · asked by mrwords2002 1 in Polls & Surveys

is he really??!?!?! people told me but i havent seen nuthin of it!!!

2007-02-16 11:31:48 · 9 answers · asked by cristy 1 in Music

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP_HORBg-Y0

My mom caught me listening to this and told me she wanted to walk up the aisle with this song playing...

♥

2007-02-16 11:31:45 · 4 answers · asked by Natalie 1 in Polls & Surveys

Good, now SHUT UP, Just kidding I love y'all even Kelly Bundy, that Ahole

2007-02-16 11:31:44 · 7 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Polls & Surveys

iot was so vulgar, waty too many kids at the thetre shouldve been R and way too much on the chroinicles of Narnia. so it sucked.

2007-02-16 11:31:39 · 6 answers · asked by chris 2 in Movies

2007-02-16 11:31:29 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'M SKINNY, so I MUST be bulemic/anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a *****.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.

I DON'T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be "evil" and not have any morals.

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a rich stuck-up preppy whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore

I wear SKIRTS , so I MUST be a ****.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a stupid ditz

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible ****.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must like guys with big cocks!

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be ******* them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be gay.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF FRIENDS WHO ARE BI, so I MUST be bi.

I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, o I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm a PROSTITUTE so I MUST have crabs.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm ASIAN so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm christian so I MUST hate homosexuals

2007-02-16 11:31:11 · 2 answers · asked by Wimpyyy 3 in Polls & Surveys

i was just watching tv and i saw the jordan xx2 commercial and wondered.. in those beethoven songs what language are they speaking in?

2007-02-16 11:30:36 · 6 answers · asked by emceemikkal 1 in Music

2007-02-16 11:30:34 · 4 answers · asked by ? 2 in Polls & Surveys

that you think was awesome and deserves being made into an episode! Drop a link and tell the name of the show too!

2007-02-16 11:30:27 · 3 answers · asked by silverleaf90210 3 in Comics & Animation

Even if its just for one night.

2007-02-16 11:30:17 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I am ready. I have my credit cards and my AK 47 at my side. If one of those bearded, muslim, McDonald's hating terrorist tries to take my 35% sale item off the rack before I get to it, I am ready to throw down the gauntlet. I fought in Nam, but there were no red tag sales to fight for. This is the real deal. Ditto heads, are you with me? President Bush said : if we don't fight them there(Iraq) we will fight them here." Funny thing is, the only terrorist in Iraq before we invaded was Saddam Hussein. He never shopped in our malls. He always bought online.

2007-02-16 11:30:13 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-16 11:29:49 · 39 answers · asked by Chimera's Song 6 in Polls & Surveys

How creepy are waxworks? I think so anyway. Their damn eyes follow you around!

What are the best and worst ones you've seen?

I visited the Rock Circus in London many moons ago and the Beatles anamatronics were hysterically bad.

2007-02-16 11:29:40 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

DID YOU ????

Notice that all the major stores have the Easter Chocolates out??

Man this industry doesn't give the pocket book a rest???...lol

2007-02-16 11:29:39 · 20 answers · asked by yahoo 6 in Polls & Surveys

mine is either "Aneurysm" or "Gallons Of Rubbing Alcohol Flow Through The Strip"

2007-02-16 11:29:18 · 9 answers · asked by Court 3 in Music

Why don't we take this fun survey?
1-22 = ghetto
23-33 = average
34-44 = spoiled
45+ = way upperclass/rich

Check each that applys... do u have:
[ ] Mother
[ ] Father
[ ] Sister
[ ] Brother
[ ] GRANDMA AND AUNT
[ ] Niece
[ ] Cell phone
[ ] Own bathroom
[ ] Own room
[ ] Swimming pool
[ ] Hot tub
[ ] Guest room
[ ] Computer, Laptop
[ ] TV
TOTAL:

[ ] Fullsize or bigger bed..
[ ] More than 8 pairs of shoes
[ ] Sunglasses
[ ] Watch
[ ] MP3 Player/iPod
[ ] PS2
[ ] Xbox
[ ] Nintendo DS or PSP
[ ] Gameboy/ Advance
[ ] Gamecube
TOTAL:

[ ] Basketball hoop
[ ] Air hockey table
[ ] Pool table
[ ] Ping pong table
[ ] Fooseball table
[ ] Trampoline
TOTAL:

[ ] Nightstand
[ ]Stereo in bedroom
[ ] DVD player
[ ] Have something from abercrombie and fitch or hollister
[ ] Parents give you DEBIT CARD
TOTAL:

[ ] Job
[ ] Goes shopping at least once a week
[ ] Expensive cologne/perfume
[ ] AIM
[ ] Camera-phone
TOTAL:

[ ] Electric or gas scooter/motorcyle/car
[ ] Guitar/Drums/Bass guitar/ukulele
[ ] Piano/Keyboard
[ ] Any other instrument
[ ] Been on a cruise
[ ] Traveled out of the state
[ ] Had a personal trainer
[ ] Expensive jewelry
[ ]Met a celebrity
TOTAL:

[ ] Straightener/curling iron
[ ]have Been to a batting cage
[ ]Have $100 on you right now
[ ] Credit card or atm card,debit card
[ ] Been to Europe
[ ] Been to Hawaii
[ ] Been to NYC
[ ] Been to LA
[ ] Been to Florida
[ ] Been to Las Vegas
[ ] Been to the Bahamas
[ ] Been to South America
[ ]been snowboarding/skiing
TOTAL:

[ ] parents have a car
[ ] Jet Ski/boat
[ ] motor home
[ ] Been to 5+states in the US
[ ] 100+ buddies on myspace
[ ] More than one house
TOTAL:

[] Home cooked meal almost every day
[ ] Been in a limo
[ ] Been in a helicopter
[ ] Own a camcorder
[ ] Own a laptop/computer
TOTAL:

2007-02-16 11:29:00 · 14 answers · asked by pink_lousiana 2 in Polls & Surveys

With me its a tie between Carrie Underwood and Taylor Hicks fans I'm sick of that girl and whenever you dont like Hicks his lame fans have to put Soul Patrol as an answer(its not an answer btw and it should be Stink Patrol). So who do you say is the most annoyin group of fans

Carrie Underwood fans
Taylor Hicks fans
Kelly Pickler Fans
Kathrine McFee Fans
Clay Aiken Fans
Reuben Fans
Chicken Little Fans
Fantasia Fans
other you name or
Anyone who's a Fan of American Idol period

Anyone putting down Soul Patrol as an answer will be reported for not answering because its not a real answer if you are an AI fan let us people who hate this travesty of a TV show vent our rage against the show and its winners and particiapnts. Make up your own Pro question instead of bothering us. I hate American Idol btw

2007-02-16 11:28:46 · 4 answers · asked by gerbil31603 5 in Music

A man was found dead in a room. There was a table a wet rope and a puddle of water. The man had killed himself by accident. How?

2007-02-16 11:28:27 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

i'm gonna whatch it tonight i can't wait i just have to wait untill it gets dark

2007-02-16 11:28:01 · 13 answers · asked by Kelsey 5 in Polls & Surveys

In the song Runaway Love, wat does ludacris mean when he says, "she pops X to get rid of all the pain" wat does the X mean?

2007-02-16 11:27:50 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I really like this guy. He is smart, funny, cute, witty, creative, kind. . . . WILL ANYBODY STOP ME?

2007-02-16 11:27:30 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

I think they should! I love Pac Man and Motley Crue! What do you think?

2007-02-16 11:27:18 · 4 answers · asked by Dokken Girl 5 in Polls & Surveys

There are women out there that are OFF THE CHARTS! She's like a 12 on the 10 scale! How can she screw it up with the reckless behavior? If she would have been a good girl, she would have been in movies, tv shows, etc. Then again, there are other celebs who have been reckless, and have been on tv and in the movies. Still, she's so stunningly beautiful. She has the whole world in her hands, if she rebounds and plays her cards right. Some damage already has been done, however.

2007-02-16 11:27:15 · 13 answers · asked by snafu1 2 in Television