Entertainment & Music - 16 February 2007

A blonde was driving home after a football game, and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to a body shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out. So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.
Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?"

The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out. Her roommate rolled her eyes and said, .........

"HELLLLO!"
"You need to roll up the windows"

2007-02-16 11:46:47 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

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how many cups of coffee does it take to change a lightbulb ?

2007-02-16 11:46:47 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Who knows what's gonna happen after Kakuzu's dead in Naruto II??

I know he's dead now but i don't know wat's gonna happen next...

2007-02-16 11:46:32 · 3 answers · asked by buenosaires101 3 in Comics & Animation

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Where's the most exciting place you've ever.....?

done it? ;)

2007-02-16 11:46:03 · 19 answers · asked by Miss Interpreted 6 in Polls & Surveys

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Is there somplace in the country you want to visit ??

why ??

2007-02-16 11:46:01 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Cathrine Tate.?

Cathrine Tate is not funny!
Is it just me?

2007-02-16 11:45:46 · 17 answers · asked by ktbaron 3 in Comics & Animation

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JD or Southern?

2007-02-16 11:45:38 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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What is the name of this song, and who sings it?

Some of the lyrics are :

"I want to swim away, but dont know how, sometimes it feels like Im falling on the ocean."
then there is another part that goes:

"Let the hurricane set in motion... Fallin in the ocean, falin on the ocean"

2007-02-16 11:44:58 · 6 answers · asked by Little Lolita 3 in Music

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Do you have a quirky ritual when you're locking your house up and going to bed?

2007-02-16 11:44:52 · 12 answers · asked by . 6 in Polls & Surveys

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heres a joke tell me what ya think?

a drunk man walks into a bar and ask the bartender where the bathroom is the bartender replies up the stairs on the left ...so the man looks on the whole left but doesn't see it but he sees a hole in the floor and says good enough so when he is done he goes down and everyone is gone he ask where everyone went they bartender replies in a Chinese accent didn't you see the s%^$ hit the fan

2007-02-16 11:44:22 · 7 answers · asked by fairy92 1 in Jokes & Riddles

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Why cant i watch a movie on windows media player???

Im trying to watch a movie on windows media player that i downloaded from limewire but i can only here the sound and not see the movie???
Please help!!

2007-02-16 11:44:22 · 7 answers · asked by alex j 1 in Movies

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Are we destined to repeat the same mistakes over and over again??

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Or can we beak the cycle and learn from our mistakes??
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2007-02-16 11:44:17 · 18 answers · asked by kennyboy 6 in Polls & Surveys

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The baker makes a dozen rolls. How many can he give his 2 children and still have 3 for himself ?

2007-02-16 11:44:11 · 42 answers · asked by Midnight Dynamo 3 in Jokes & Riddles

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Where is the best place to sit in a classroom? Why?

Why do you like to sit at the back or front.

2007-02-16 11:44:10 · 14 answers · asked by mrwords2002 1 in Polls & Surveys

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Hav u ever thought about sliting your wrist?

I hav but I can't bring yself to do it b\c I want to but it just dosn't seem right.

2007-02-16 11:44:01 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Looking for the name and artist of a country song has has a line in it that says "We went Skydiving...."

....Rocky Mountain Climbing"...something like that.

2007-02-16 11:43:54 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

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Between my legs?

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!"

She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!"
She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.
After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!"

She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

2007-02-16 11:43:42 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles