Entertainment & Music - 14 February 2007

A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".

Again, there's a bright flash ... and then his legs fall off!

2007-02-14 23:59:53 · 5 answers · asked by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-14 23:59:51 · 9 answers · asked by madduri s 1 in Music

A- snow
B- a text message for a ex telling me he still loved me. after last telling me to drop dead.
c- breakfeast in bed

2007-02-14 23:58:36 · 8 answers · asked by mrs. smutty aka sodachix 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 23:58:35 · 2 answers · asked by Vaibhav C 1 in Music

2007-02-14 23:58:24 · 14 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

She does like to keep us guessing?

2007-02-14 23:58:24 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I mean, come on, my face is cold..

2007-02-14 23:58:09 · 7 answers · asked by Drama Queen FoxyFoxy V 2 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 23:57:31 · 15 answers · asked by comet girl...DUCK! 6 in Polls & Surveys

i like hitch hikers guide

rowan atkinson

monty python

and

bill hicks

2007-02-14 23:56:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

10 points for the first correct answer , for those who dont understand sorry ...its too long to explain ....

2007-02-14 23:55:52 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-14 23:55:19 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

After his pint, the Welshman pulls out a box and starts doing a jigsaw.
"This is fecking hard, it's supposed to be a tiger.." He mutters.
Englishman says " Just put the frosties back in the bloody box.."


Yeah, it's supposed to be an Irishman doing it so I though I'd change it. (I'm Welsh and I don't give a Monkeys!!)

2007-02-14 23:54:25 · 4 answers · asked by Welshdragon 5 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-14 23:54:17 · 5 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

2007-02-14 23:54:05 · 13 answers · asked by badger 1 in Music

2007-02-14 23:53:51 · 10 answers · asked by scott c 1 in Music

I got her a can opener for Valentines day. That didn't go over too well. I just dug it out of the trash. Cleaned up pretty good though. I suppose I can give it to my wife now. Anyway, I gotta figure out something for Presidents day. Any ideas?

2007-02-14 23:53:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 23:53:19 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2007-02-14 23:52:16 · 9 answers · asked by twinkle 2 in Celebrities

Someone rescue me.....

2007-02-14 23:51:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

let's say money is no issue, and you could take a few best friends and your significant other, would you do it? and what country would you go to? i think i'd go to england cuz those brits seem pretty cool, smarter, nicer and less violent than us.

2007-02-14 23:51:23 · 24 answers · asked by some_one1234 4 in Polls & Surveys

anyone know the name the record that was played last night just as hollyoaks ended?just as becca got stabbed and the credits rolled in!it didnt have the singing in it but ive heard it somewhere before and it has a bloke singing something like 'lying there waking up next to you'(dont quote me on that)its quite slow and it has an acoustic guitar and a piano in it!sounds like damien rice/david gray type song!

2007-02-14 23:51:07 · 4 answers · asked by david h 1 in Music

where is it

2007-02-14 23:50:20 · 26 answers · asked by pixoncoke 4 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 23:50:12 · 11 answers · asked by simbiat t 1 in Jokes & Riddles

Tim O'Rourke was walking his Irish Setter in the country side. He picked up a stick and threw it, the dog went and retrieved it and brought it back. Tim then threw it in a different direction and the dog once again went and retrieved it and brought it back. Tim then threw it in another direction and it landed in a small lake. The dog went down to the water's edge, walked across the water, picked up the stick and brought it back.

Well, Tim was astounded. He couldn't believe what he had seen and threw stick in the lake again, and the dog once again walked across the water to bring the stick back. As he went into town, he promised that he would show his dog's wonderful new trick to the first person he came across.

Once in town the first person the dog owner came across was the town drunk Declan Dunphy. Tim dragged Declan to the lake to show him what his dog could do. Once again, the dog owner threw the stick into the small lake and the dog went to the water's edge, walked across

2007-02-14 23:50:08 · 3 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

I have to collect all best party, dance songs for my birthday party. So tell me your favorites!!!
Thanks

2007-02-14 23:50:01 · 1 answers · asked by Annie 2 in Music

2007-02-14 23:49:50 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

What do you think they would want you to kiss?

2007-02-14 23:49:48 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

saw the video once on web, singer on train going thru indian countryside. it was on the beginning of a recent hollywood or english movie.

2007-02-14 23:49:43 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Name This Classic tv Show

2007-02-14 23:49:42 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

2007-02-14 23:49:24 · 6 answers · asked by myfriend_nonu 1 in Television