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I got her a can opener for Valentines day. That didn't go over too well. I just dug it out of the trash. Cleaned up pretty good though. I suppose I can give it to my wife now. Anyway, I gotta figure out something for Presidents day. Any ideas?

2007-02-14 23:53:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Polls & Surveys

13 answers

How about Bill Clinton's Dick?

2007-02-15 00:00:04 · answer #1 · answered by icunurse85 7 · 1 0

Presidents Day ?! My God ! And there I was thinking that the Irish are the only ones who make up "days" in which to bunk off work and get bladdered

2007-02-15 07:59:47 · answer #2 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 1 0

A lot of our Presidents from the olden days had mustaches so I say a mustache ride : )

2007-02-15 07:59:26 · answer #3 · answered by One Sexy Chic 5 · 0 0

Toasters are about as well received as can openers. Give them a try!

2007-02-15 08:03:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get your girlfriend a small American flag on a wooden stick, and give your wife respect....yeah that's what I think.

2007-02-15 08:01:48 · answer #5 · answered by lonnie 3 · 0 0

Maybe she was upset because she really wanted a bottle opener. Try that.

2007-02-15 07:56:28 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Get her a con of Yankee Doodle Noodles.So she can use that can opener.

2007-02-15 07:59:40 · answer #7 · answered by dreamweaver021557 5 · 0 0

A box of cigars.

2007-02-15 07:57:31 · answer #8 · answered by Crash 7 · 0 0

Get her a can of beans for her to use her new can opener on....

2007-02-15 07:58:02 · answer #9 · answered by salstick 6 · 0 0

give her another can opener

2007-02-15 10:22:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥Milkshake♥ 5 · 0 0

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