Entertainment & Music - 14 February 2007

HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY,Y'ALL.

2007-02-14 00:13:55 · 21 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 00:13:07 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 00:13:03 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

I remember grabbing a girls stuffed bra in 5th grade, -(it was only obvious.)

2007-02-14 00:13:00 · 6 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Polls & Surveys

1. Honesty
2. I've waited all my life
3. Ice storm
4. Tender embrace
5. No electricity
6. As good as it gets

2007-02-14 00:12:44 · 7 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Other - Entertainment

Meaning...should they support you?

2007-02-14 00:12:32 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

In what aisle could I find the Irish Whiskey?” the shopper asked.
The clerk looks at him and says, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, (clearly offended) says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you something,
if I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco would you ask if I was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says, "Well, no!"
The shopper goes on, “If I asked for some Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
Well, I probably wouldn't!" The clerk says.
With deep self-righteous indignation, the shopper says,
"Well then why did you ask me if I'm Irish because I asked for Irish Whiskey?"

The clerk replies, "Because you're at Home Base"

2007-02-14 00:11:33 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

♥

2007-02-14 00:11:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

blazer or Bomber jacket or Fleece???

thanks for answering

2007-02-14 00:11:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 00:09:37 · 6 answers · asked by newsboysno1 3 in Comics & Animation

Oi, everynight clothes.

2007-02-14 00:09:13 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've been sitting at my desk crying most of the day for no real reason other than i'm feeling emotional - my boss hates public displays of weakness, if he tries to fire me can I blame it on "girl problems"?

2007-02-14 00:08:20 · 17 answers · asked by supagrrrl84 5 in Polls & Surveys

A little boy opened the big old family Bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the pages. Suddenly something fell out. It was an old leaf that had been pressed between the pages.

He yelled out to his mum, "Mum, come here quick, I think I’ve found Adam’s underwear!"

2007-02-14 00:07:19 · 10 answers · asked by talkingformydog 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2007-02-14 00:07:13 · 17 answers · asked by PK 1 in Jokes & Riddles

I can bet you all I have none of the qualites in any of the answers. But I am happy in every way.

2007-02-14 00:07:07 · 29 answers · asked by the gay bear 1 in Horoscopes

What is sexy about you?

2007-02-14 00:06:32 · 15 answers · asked by Crissy 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 00:05:03 · 10 answers · asked by Alex Garcia 1 in Polls & Surveys

Fred and Mary get married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go
back to mom and dads for the night. In the morning, little Johnny
gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go
to school, he asks his mom if Fred and Mary are up yet.

She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Just go to school." Johnny
comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Is Fred and Mary up
yet?"

She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go
back to school."

After school, he comes home and asks, "Is Fred and Mary up yet?"
His mom says, "No." Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?"

His mom replies, "OK! What do you think? " He says, "Well, last night
Fred came in for theVaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue."

2007-02-14 00:04:55 · 13 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

On Valentine's Day hoping to land someone?

2007-02-14 00:03:01 · 17 answers · asked by Pardonne Moi? 2 in Polls & Surveys

The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, remember
this!

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles
the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dddooo youuuu hhhave
dddddiilllldosss? "

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes
we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks, "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

She asks, " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn
ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"

2007-02-14 00:02:59 · 5 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

You can find it here !
http://backtogossips.frbb.net/
if on the first page !
and it's complete HQ !!!!
You'll be able to find the MP3 of this performance soon !

2007-02-14 00:02:42 · 1 answers · asked by BackToGossips 1 in Music

What made you feel trapped?

2007-02-14 00:02:32 · 22 answers · asked by zen 7 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-14 00:01:56 · 25 answers · asked by Giugi! 4 in Celebrities

2007-02-14 00:01:42 · 6 answers · asked by kingskings 1 in Movies

Is there anyone out there who does like him

2007-02-14 00:00:51 · 5 answers · asked by twinkle 2 in Television