Little Old Lady!!!!!!!! Funny.........?

Question

The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, remember
this!

A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front
door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles
the few feet across the store to the counter.

Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support,
stuttering she asks the sales clerk, "Dddooo youuuu hhhave
dddddiilllldosss? "

The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies, "Yes
we do have dildos. Actually we carry many different models."

The old woman then asks, "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu ccaarrryy aaa pppinkk
onnee, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt ttwoo inchesss
ththiickk... aaand rrunns by bbaatteries?

The clerk responds, "Yes we do."

She asks, " Ddddooo yyoooouuuu kknnnoooww hhhowww tttooo ttturrrnnn
ttthe ssunoooffabbitch offffff?"

Answer 1

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 10/10& a star

Answer 2

Desert Outpost

A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his orientation tour he noticed a very old, seedy looking camel tied out back of the enlisted mens barracks. He asked the Sergeant leading the tour, "What's the camel for?".

The Sergeant replied "Well sir it's a long way from anywhere, and the men have natural sexual urges, so when they do, uh, we have the camel."

The captain said "Well if it's good for moral, then I guess it's all right with me."

After he had been at the fort for about 6 months the captain could not stand it any more so he told his Sergeant, "BRING IN THE CAMEL!!!"

The sarge shrugged his shoulders and led the camel into the captains quarters. The captain got a foot stool & proceeded to have vigorous sex with the camel. As he stepped, satisfied,
down from the stool, and was buttoning his pants he asked the Sergeant, "Is that how the enlisted men do it?"

The Sergeant replied, "Well sir, they usually just use it to ride into town."

Answer 3

newborn your self no longer about little old females: My 91yr old only handed very last month and as a lot because the very end, she replaced into sturdy for 5 pops in step with consultation. The old Cougar purrrred even as this sixty 2 365 days old Cub reached for her a minimum of five days per week. Many in the community idea I got here after her even though it replaced into any opposite direction round! She replaced into cane-a lot less and non-wheel chair till the only top 2 months of her lifestyles. might want to she relax in peace.

Answer 4

Obbbbbvvvvviiiiioooouuuuusssss, bbbbbuuuuuuttttttt sssssstttttiiiiillllll rrrreeeeeeaaaally funny! (Sorry, forgot to turn mine off too!) Lol! :)

Answer 5

haah