An English Lesson
A teacher asks her class to use the word ' contagious '.
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the
Measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Irish Patrick jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice,
"Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch
brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious".
2007-02-14
01:33:04
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