An English Lesson
A teacher asks her class to use the word ' contagious '.
Roland the class swot, gets up and says, "Last year I got the
Measles and my Mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland" says the teacher.
"Can anyone else try?"
Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie" says the teacher.
"Anyone else?"
Little Irish Patrick jumps up and says in a broad Irish voice,
"Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a two-inch
brush and my Dad says it will take the contagious".
2007-02-14 01:33:04 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
v funny
the c**t ages is not that hard to understand!
2007-02-14 01:38:32 · answer #1 · answered by Woodman 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-02-14 01:49:02 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Three kids are in school...
A white, a black, and a Mexican kid. The teacher tells them to make a sentence with the words liver and cheese.
White kid says: "My mom made me a liver and cheese sandwich and it was sooo good."
Black kid says: "My daddy told my momma to go get the Government cheese and she didn't, so my daddy punched her in the liver."
Mexican kid says: "Some kids were trying to look under my sister's dress and I told the cabrones, "Hey!!! Liver alone, cheese my sister!"
2007-02-14 01:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by The Don 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like it 10/10
2007-02-14 01:48:43 · answer #4 · answered by joanne g 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dats well funny 10/10
2007-02-14 01:38:39 · answer #5 · answered by jizzro 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love it. Being Irish that is just how we would say it.
2007-02-14 02:05:14 · answer #6 · answered by Smurf 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice play on words
2007-02-14 01:40:02 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't get this joke but at least i get 2 points
i get it now lol
2007-02-14 01:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by SS4 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice one good joke lol
2007-02-14 02:15:21 · answer #9 · answered by anna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one good joke lol
2007-02-14 01:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by cristle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋