Entertainment & Music - 13 February 2007

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2007-02-13 23:59:51 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Why don't men get it?

2007-02-13 23:59:11 · 12 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

Kida funny in a way. See, I took this chick (dirty Sue) out last night and since my truck was broken again, we took her moms car, one of those little pieces of crap, and seeing as how the driver seat folds way back, we're going at it like possums in heat. We was up on that little hill off Route 41. Well, anyway, I didn't know that you had to set the brake. So's we're doin the ugly and the car starts rollin down the hill. Runs smack dab into a tree and the air bag goes off. Right into my butt. Shoved my face right out the back window.

Acourse Sue thought it was alright. She never had a guy scream so loud before. She thinks I really love her now.

2007-02-13 23:58:13 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I dont know any of you but
Happy Valentines Day

Have a great day even if you dont have anyone to share it with

2007-02-13 23:57:25 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Sabre♥ 6 in Polls & Surveys

what are the newest dance cds out at the moment, i dont mean pop ones

2007-02-13 23:57:07 · 6 answers · asked by r wall 3 in Music

Q: What do you call a nerd who is single?

A: a B I T C H - e l o r

2007-02-13 23:56:39 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

like when you look at yourself and your body it looks a lot bigger than the size you expect it to be

2007-02-13 23:56:33 · 9 answers · asked by COlder THaN AlaSka 3 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 23:56:23 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i dont know the name of the artist but i know shaan has copied this song .cool toad is of no use can u help me in finding this song for download

2007-02-13 23:56:01 · 1 answers · asked by nasty naru 1 in Music

A little boy is gone to school one day and while he is gone, his cat gets killed. His mother is very concerned about how he will take the news.

Upon his arrival home, she explains the tragedy and tries to console the boy saying, "But don't worry, the cat is in Heaven with God now."

The boy replied, "What's God gonna do with a dead cat?"

2007-02-13 23:55:43 · 11 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

It was Operation Iraqi Freedom, and the captain was attempting to rally the troops on the eve of a big offensive.


"Out there," said the captain, gesturing toward Falluja, "is your enemy. The man who has made your life miserable, who is working to destroy you; the man who has been trying to kill you day after day throughout this war."


There was a momentary pause, after which Private Johnson jumped to his feet exclaiming: "My God! The cook's working for the insurgents!"

2007-02-13 23:54:53 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I've recently been seeing an advert for a new series on Freeview that's starting on Bravo. It indicates it could be a cop show but doesn't say what the program is. Anyway, the backing music is some kind of classical piece, anyone know what it is? I've also just begun hearing the advert on the local radio station.

2007-02-13 23:54:34 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

http://www.metallian.com/metalforum/index.php?topic=137.0

2007-02-13 23:54:16 · 4 answers · asked by TheMetallian 3 in Other - Entertainment

2007-02-13 23:53:28 · 50 answers · asked by Alex Garcia 1 in Polls & Surveys

A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down. The pilot tries to pull up, but with all their cargo, the plane is too heavy. So he yells to the soldiers in back to throw things out to make the plane lighter. They throw out a pistol. "Throw out more!" shouts the pilot. So they throw out a rifle. "More!" he cries again. They heave out a missile, and the pilot regains control.

He pulls out of the dive and lands safely at an airport. They get into a jeep and drive off. Pretty soon they meet a boy on the side of the road who's crying. They ask him why he's crying and he says "A pistol hit me on the head!"

They drive more and meet another boy who's crying even harder. Again they ask why and the boy says, "A rifle hit me on the head!"

They apologize and keep driving. They meet a boy on the sidewalk who's laughing hysterically. They ask him, "Kid, what's so funny?" The boy replies, "I sneezed and a house blew up!"

2007-02-13 23:53:12 · 5 answers · asked by Jodi C 5 in Jokes & Riddles

Isn't there something you forgot to do today.....

2007-02-13 23:51:53 · 13 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2007-02-13 23:50:54 · 12 answers · asked by strange-artist 7 in Polls & Surveys

Life's not the French Riviera."

2007-02-13 23:50:48 · 3 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

He:I would go to the end of the world with you...
She:But would you stay there.

He:Haven't i seen you someplace before?
She:yeah,that's why i stopped going there.

He:Is this seat empty?
She:yes,and this one will be if you sit down.

He:I think i could make you very happy...
She:Really??
you're leaving??

He:Go on,don't be shy,ask me out...
She:Okay....
GET OUT!

He:May i have the pleasure of this dance?
She:No,i'd like to have some pleasure too.

He:Where have you been all my life?
She:hiding!!!




good oooold teen magazines
LOL

2007-02-13 23:50:11 · 22 answers · asked by kimpossible 2 in Jokes & Riddles

i'm a korean fan of britney.
i heard that britney is not so popular in the u.s.....
in korea, britney is very popular, but she has many anti fans because most of the koreans are christian, so they are conservative.
i think it is similar in the u.s.
how is britney's popularity in the u.s?

2007-02-13 23:48:41 · 11 answers · asked by Daniel Y 1 in Celebrities

2007-02-13 23:48:29 · 8 answers · asked by STEPHEN C 1 in Music

2007-02-13 23:47:58 · 7 answers · asked by Anna C 1 in Television

When you dropped kicked your jacket as you came through the door, no one glared."

2007-02-13 23:47:38 · 2 answers · asked by David 6 in Television

Are you happily married to the same person, for many years, and are
celebrating today together?

If yes, why?
If no, why?

2007-02-13 23:47:30 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

...abbreviated is V.D.? Food for thought!

2007-02-13 23:47:06 · 15 answers · asked by The Iceman Cometh 6 in Polls & Surveys

i need to know

2007-02-13 23:46:55 · 5 answers · asked by glitter joolz 2 in Other - Entertainment

Why is it that no matter what setting your volume is at on your t.v. some commercials get louder? It really bothers me.

2007-02-13 23:45:21 · 9 answers · asked by tarala7 1 in Television

who wished me congratulations on reaching level 4. I did only get 2 stars, What do I need to do to get more stars? I need more. can u please give me one? If u give me one, Thanx in advance :-)

2007-02-13 23:43:48 · 24 answers · asked by ♥Booh♥ ☺☺☺☺☺ 4 in Polls & Surveys

i am from kolkata and wants theofficial website for red fm kolkata 93.5

2007-02-13 23:43:00 · 2 answers · asked by devolina s 1 in Music

Does anyone know where I can find any new Stargate Fanfiction?
I'm getting fed up of re-reading everything!
Sam & Jack and Daniel & Vala Shippers especially please.
Thanks

2007-02-13 23:42:48 · 2 answers · asked by fairyprincesscorinne 3 in Television