our all of our guys on our side?

Question

It was Operation Iraqi Freedom, and the captain was attempting to rally the troops on the eve of a big offensive.


"Out there," said the captain, gesturing toward Falluja, "is your enemy. The man who has made your life miserable, who is working to destroy you; the man who has been trying to kill you day after day throughout this war."


There was a momentary pause, after which Private Johnson jumped to his feet exclaiming: "My God! The cook's working for the insurgents!"

Answer 1

hahaha!
"There's no fool like an old fool" !!!

Answer 2

A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the
afternoon with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he
left,he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."

On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done,
realizing that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his secretary send a cheque for R250 and enclose the following typed note: "Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for R250 for rent of your apartment. I am
not sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was under the impression that:#1 - it had never been occupied; #2 - there was plenty of heat; and #3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.

However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that
there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large."

Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the
cheque for R250 with the following note:


"Dear Sir:


First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful
apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the
management.

Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact
your present landlady.

Answer 3

now thats funny dragonfly

Answer 4

nah

Answer 5

that was funny