He:I would go to the end of the world with you...
She:But would you stay there.
He:Haven't i seen you someplace before?
She:yeah,that's why i stopped going there.
He:Is this seat empty?
She:yes,and this one will be if you sit down.
He:I think i could make you very happy...
She:Really??
you're leaving??
He:Go on,don't be shy,ask me out...
She:Okay....
GET OUT!
He:May i have the pleasure of this dance?
She:No,i'd like to have some pleasure too.
He:Where have you been all my life?
She:hiding!!!
good oooold teen magazines
LOL
2007-02-13 23:50:11 · 22 answers · asked by kimpossible 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice 10/10 lol
2007-02-14 00:22:12 · answer #1 · answered by turley345 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes Yes Yes
2007-02-14 11:41:51 · answer #2 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 10 10 10000
to u
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2007-02-14 09:57:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Men are like....
1. Men are like ...Laxatives ..... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like. ... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like ...Weather ......... Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like ....Blenders ....... You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ...Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like ...Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like .... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like ...Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like ...Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like . Popcorn ..... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like ...Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
2007-02-14 07:57:09 · answer #4 · answered by dragonfly 4 · 4⤊ 2⤋
women like men and cant do without them 10/10
2007-02-14 09:26:13 · answer #5 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funnier than Jonathan Ross (!)
2007-02-14 09:37:26 · answer #6 · answered by SS4 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-02-14 10:12:07 · answer #7 · answered by Rubber * Duckie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots .......... All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
Good one.
2007-02-14 08:03:40 · answer #8 · answered by Tracy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ouch! 9 / 10
2007-02-14 07:53:49 · answer #9 · answered by billtheangler 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol, just hope I can remember the responses next time a loser tries to chat me up!
2007-02-14 07:54:06 · answer #10 · answered by CHARISMA 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋